KFConspiracy: Did KFC Serve Someone a Fried, Breaded Rat Tender?
Jay Hathaway · 06/17/15 09:33AM
Kentucky Fried Chicken might as well be called Kentucky Fried Breading, because that is clearly the only reason to eat there. But the chicken, bland though it may be, is more important than it seems, because breading on a rat just tastes “nasty.” That’s according to a man who says he accidentally tried it.
Judge Says Sony Employees Can Sue Studio for Making Hackers' Job Easier
Sam Biddle · 06/17/15 09:25AM"Fuck Forever" Shirt Throws Yale Club Into Mannered Turmoil
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/15 08:43AMRachel Dolezal Identifies as Medium Spray Tan
Allie Jones · 06/17/15 08:08AM
According to TMZ, Rachel Dolezal—the former Spokane, Wash. NAACP leader who lied for years about being black—is a frequent customer at Spokane’s Palm Beach Tan, where she gets spray tans to darken her skin. Well, of course. TMZ’s source says Dolezal prefers the “medium” shade of the Mystic Tan brand.
Despite Assurances, Dangerous Zoo Animals Definitely Still Roaming City
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/17/15 07:45AMFawn Over This Cutie Octopus That Will One Day Crush Us All
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Hudson Hongo · 06/16/15 08:15PMCops: Drunk Woman Stabs Neighbor With Rake for Calling 911 Over Loud Sex
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Lazy Puns to Accompany the Menu for James Murphy's New Wine Bar
Dayna Evans · 06/16/15 05:10PM
Former LCD Soundsystem frontman and noted graybeard New York City resident James Murphy opened a wine bar in—you guessed it—Williamsburg this week. Today, Gothamist published an inside look at Murphy’s latest endeavor, which is curiously named The Four Horsemen. Looks like a nice place. Very chic. But it’s missing something (puns).
Cops: Teen's Photos Show Dog Licking Her “Vagina Approximately 30 Times”
Taylor Berman · 06/16/15 04:11PMInstagram Photos Foreshadowed New York Woman's Drunken Fatal Fall
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/16/15 03:40PMHamilton Nolan · 06/16/15 03:00PM
Trendsetting neighborhood Williamsburg, Brooklyn will soon have more than half a dozen new hotels, including one with a 30-seat lounge inside a rooftop water tower, “Which might sound like some inspired repurposing, but this is new construction — they’re building a new water tower for the watering hole.”
Ex-NFL Cheerleader Pleads Guilty to Raping 15-Year-Old Boy
Taylor Berman · 06/16/15 01:41PM"I DO NOT TRUST BARAK OBAMA": The Paranoid Emails of Jade Helm 15
Sam Biddle · 06/16/15 01:30PMRich Juzwiak · 06/16/15 12:42PM
Bayna El-Amin, the man accused of hitting a gay Dallas BBQ patron over the head with a chair last month, has turned himself into police, reports the Daily News. He is being questioned by the Hate Crimes unit. Since the attack, evidence has emerged that El-Amin has had a romantic relationship with at least one man.
Taylor Berman · 06/16/15 12:20PM
Meet the Adorable Gay Bear Couple That Owns JebBushForPresident.com
Adam Weinstein · 06/16/15 12:10PMIn 1996, C.J. Phillips met Charlie Rainwater and fell in love, as young self-identified “doggy dudes” do. Now, they’d like to have a polite, civil conversation—about their right to love each other, and anything else that’s vexing you. Which is why they parked a lovely website on the domain jebbushforpresident.com.