Paralyzed Professor's True-Life Nurse Blowjob Story Freaks College Out

Adam Weinstein · 06/17/15 10:40AM

Editors and contributors for a faculty bioethics journal at Northwestern University’s medical school say the administration tried to take editorial control and bury an essay in the winter issue by a prominent disabled professor graphically describing how a nurse helped him rediscover his sexuality.

"Fuck Forever" Shirt Throws Yale Club Into Mannered Turmoil 

Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/15 08:43AM

You oafish hillbillies who spend your time reading Gawker.com may not realize this, but respectable people who went to respectable schools like Yale have their very own high class private clubs in Manhattan. Do not sully them with your tasteless “novelty” t-shirts!

Rachel Dolezal Identifies as Medium Spray Tan

Allie Jones · 06/17/15 08:08AM

According to TMZ, Rachel Dolezal—the former Spokane, Wash. NAACP leader who lied for years about being black—is a frequent customer at Spokane’s Palm Beach Tan, where she gets spray tans to darken her skin. Well, of course. TMZ’s source says Dolezal prefers the “medium” shade of the Mystic Tan brand.

Hudson Hongo · 06/16/15 06:00PM

Knife-wielding White House fence jumper Omar Gonzalez was sentenced to 17 months in prison on Tuesday, NBC News reports. In March, the 43-year-old Army veteran pled guilty to charges of entering a restricted building while carrying a deadly weapon and assaulting an officer.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/16/15 03:00PM

Trendsetting neighborhood Williamsburg, Brooklyn will soon have more than half a dozen new hotels, including one with a 30-seat lounge inside a rooftop water tower, “Which might sound like some inspired repurposing, but this is new construction — they’re building a new water tower for the watering hole.”