Former LCD Soundsystem frontman and noted graybeard New York City resident James Murphy opened a wine bar in—you guessed it—Williamsburg this week. Today, Gothamist published an inside look at Murphy’s latest endeavor, which is curiously named The Four Horsemen. Looks like a nice place. Very chic. But it’s missing something (puns).

  • Somebody’s Calling Meat
  • Beet Connection
  • Roast Beef Is Playing at My House
  • New Pork, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down
  • Dance Yourself Greens
  • BLT Soundsystem
  • Someone’s Steak
  • Cut Up and Filet the Fish
  • Drunk Grill(ed) Snapper
  • You Wanted a Blintz
  • North American Plums
  • Losing My Wedge
  • All My French Fries
  • Rib-ulations
  • Time to Take Away
  • Sound of Silverware

I Can (Make) Change? Grills (“Thrills”)? Fish Is Happening?

Is it really only Tuesday?

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