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Kristina Lucarelli · 04/06/10 04:45PM


Your daily dose of celebrity non sequitur.

Can We All Please Leave Bill Clinton's Penis Alone?

Brian Moylan · 04/06/10 04:30PM

A new study about sexual habits and a memoir continue the nation's obsession with the former Commanding Member-in-Chief. It caused one of the great national scandals of our day, but it is time to give the old boy a rest.

Jim Cramer Sets Up Shop on Manhattan Street Corner

Hamilton Nolan · 04/06/10 04:20PM

A tipster tells us this photo was taken about 1:30 this afternoon on Madison Avenue. There is financial guesser Jim Cramer, just standing out on Madison Ave., typing financial data things on his computer. Really? Crazy, if true!

What's In #tips?

Kaila Hale-Stern · 04/06/10 04:00PM

L.A. is going bust, but you'll still need plastic surgery to land that new job. Kimora Lee Simmons is selling something and Peaches needs a new dress, but won't you send some cash to Michele Bachmann for her birthday first?

Mickey's First Speaking Role is a Carnival of Horrors

Arianna Reiche · 04/06/10 03:45PM

Count the horrifying images forever etched into your memory. Mickey quite literally spanking a wiener. Minnie as exotic dancer. Mickey suffering disturbing facial mutilation. Guess there has to be a first for everything.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Gorging Herself On Rage

Richard Lawson · 04/06/10 03:26PM

From time to time on Gawker we stop to look at what Gwyneth Paltrow is eating. It's a lot! Though, like most people who seek comfort in bad foods, it does not cure her problems. She is still very angry.

Get Back Where You Belong: True Life: I'm Relocating for Love

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 04/06/10 03:06PM

Some started families with or swooned for faraway loves, but Bailey only wanted to make her relationship work. Moving for a boyfriend seems like a step forward, until she realizes how backwards the boy really is.

Was Digg's CEO Ousted Over Inflated Traffic?

Ryan Tate · 04/06/10 03:01PM

Kevin Rose could hardly have sent a clearer signal: Less than 12 hours after announcing his takeover as CEO, the Digg co-founder killed the social news site's controversial "DiggBar." It would seem Rose finally had it with Digg inflating traffic.

Pray You Can Afford to Keep Your Apartment Until You Die Alone

Hamilton Nolan · 04/06/10 02:59PM

The Way We Live Now: Not standing a chance. Unless you're a lucky adventurer straight out of Inglourious Basterds, chances are you're locked out of your apartment. Or dead inside it. Fly away? You can't afford it. Dream on!