Anthony Bourdain took a break from jet setting to exotic locations and settled down in his old digs at Les Halles to teach viewers basic cooking techniques. Here, we learn how to cook an omelette.

What do Yosemite, Prague, and Tokyo (and pretty much every other open-air spot on Earth) have in common? They look awe-inspiringly, space-out-inducingly beautiful when observed under time-lapse photography, as shown in this new video for Stomacher.

A federal appeals court struck a blow against "net neutrality," saying the FCC overstepped its jurisdiction when requiring cable companies to treat all websites equally. This is bad news for YouTube and Hulu fans, but not all is lost.

On The Doctors, the hosts showed a segment about the Indian trend of drinking cow urine as a cure-all. Their recommendation? It won't kill you!

Kids these days. They can pick up new pieces of tech and browse through them like a pro. This iPad wunderkind's first experience with the machine shows how intuitive it can be. Another Apple Fangirl is born.

The set of The Today Show is no match for Troy and his sister Lexie, who survived a serious car accident. The dynamic duo trash the place like they are Guns N' Roses on last leg of their European Tour.

Kids these days. They can pick up new pieces of tech and browse through them like a pro. This iPad wunderkind's first experience with the machine shows how intuitive it can be. Another Apple Fangirl is born.

Aboard the International Space Station, Astronaut Donald Pettit demonstrated how taping together CD players can create extremely useful stable platforms, via gyroscopic force. It also means they can rock out to all their 90s jams while repairing oxygen tanks.

Health Care: Have It Your Way?

Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai fixed the recent presidential elections, and now he is blaming the UN for doing that. He is also threatening to join the Taliban and generally being kinda nutty. Diplomat Peter Galbraith says he is on drugs!

Spring break gets off to a violent start as this spring-breaker almost snaps his neck while doing a backflip. Our advice? Beware the drunken backflip, it never ends well.

Christian Siriano had many moments on his one hour Bravo special: schmoozing with celebrities and reaching out to fans, freaking out with the last minute minutiae of his third Bryant Park show, edging Tori Spelling toward filicide....

In your touchy Tuesday media column: Shep Smith gets cunt-pranked, Miramax and MGM's death gets explained, David Shuster gets suspended, Liz Claman gets profiled (libtard), and Hearst gets three new editors.

It's Tuesday, which means there's another creditor going after nearly bankrupt photographer Annie Leibovitz. As we mentioned earlier, Brunswick Capital says Leibovitz refused to pay $800,000 for helping her land financing to keep her solvent. We have the complaint.

If you hate lame, self-indulgent babbling as much as I do, you'll love this very smart lampooning of DVD commentary tracks.

Brunswick Capital filed this complaint against Annie Leibovitz in New York Supreme Court last week claiming Leibovitz owes the firm more than $800,000.

Sean Hannity is that which shall not be named. [Thanks to commenter BullFightsOnAcid]

They're not the Cubs, their futility does not go quite that deep. Cubs fans have a special brand of loserdom that is part of their very fabric.

Last night's Celebrity Fit Club got real. Kevin Federline channeled his recent statements of remorse about his ex-wives and let it all loose on Shar while the cameras rolled. Among his mistakes, K-Fed stated "I've been really selfish."

On last night's Late Late Show, Craig was finally delivered his gift of a robotic co-host. Though Geoff the robot is a little scary, he does an admirable job punctuating Craig with some nice catch phrases.