Your daily dose of celebrity non sequitur.


As long as they don't find traces of Pam Anderson or Kate Goesslin, he should be okay. Stay away, Chad!


Life must imitate art, because we could so see that happening to Mitchell on Modern Family. With Lily in a baby bjorn wearing a cute runner's headband.


So is this his way of telling us he, too, slept with Lindsay Lohan?


Poor kid. I guess the game was past his bedtime.


Not only do we appreciate his overt sarcasm, but we appreciate Rich Sommer's (Mad Men's resident television ad exec) understanding that The Marriage Ref is fucking terrible. If anyone had to break the news to us about this waste of valuable TV time being renewed, we're glad it was him.