Oh, look, another Chinese knock-off. (I can say that because I am half of one.) Taiwan's Susan Boyle is a man with a spherical body, bowl cut, and pitch-perfect Whitney Houston impression.

Blue Cross Blue Shield of New Jersey reported a 4 percent increase in vasectomy claims from 2007 to 2009. Nobody wants to bring a child into a world where they will never qualify for a sub-prime mortage. [NJ.com]

Tonight, Jon Stewart attacked John McCain for several "Oh, I said that? Well, I don't mean it anymore," type statements before cutting deep with a clever comparison of McCain—and his devalued soul—to a bailed-out bank. Video inside.

In Manhattan's "sublet/temp wanted" section of Craigslist, we find "director needs room": "I am looking for a room/apt. for myself and my daughter. We share a bed. Prefer midtown for UWS." Is that you, Woody Allen? Screenshot and Update.

When AOL paid $850 million for Bebo two years ago, the deal immediately smelled rotten. Now it's looking downright putrid: AOL might write the social network off entirely.

You know that disturbing video of U.S. helicopters shooting civilians and journalists in Iraq leaked by Wikileaks? Turns out the Pentagon couldn't have released it even if they wanted to. They have no idea where their copy is.

Here is an article about black tea party members. It's basically: hey, look: The tea party has some black friends so they obviously are not racist against the black president. But didn't we already meet Jay Martin? Old news. [AP]

Let's hope Jim Carrey at least dropped Jenny an email before tweeting today that "Jenny and I have just ended our 5 yr relationship." But they were so cute together! Or something.

Russel Brand's form of comedy isn't the typical stand up routine, much like Kathy Griffin, Brand's stand-up relies more on describing his personal experiences than telling one-liner's. Watch him discuss working with Britney Spears and her vagina.

A 7.7 magnitude earthquake hit Indonesia this evening. The country's currently under a tsunami watch.

It's that time again—time to put a wrench in the smoothness of your day and get all befuddled as you watch tonight's new episode of LOST. Luckily, you'll be in good company. Inside, your open thread for discussion.

I've got my Flux Capacitor ready for LOST tonight...IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. Also, to quote commenter robina, "Good lord. There is no way in hell that I'm missing tonight's 16 & Pregnant." Amen to that, sister friend, amen.

TONIGHT: American Idol contestants will murder songs by Lennon and McCartney, America's Funniest Home Videos' $100,000 winner is announced, and a few of our favorite time travelers are back on tonight's episode of Lost.

Hello! It's time for this week's American Idol performance episode. Tonight, the Top 9 will sing John Lennon and Paul McCartney songs live for your votes from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on FOX. More inside, plus your open thread.

I don't often use the phrase "Oprah really delivered" - but today's episode featured Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, and Betty White!

[Even though Kate Winslet and estranged husband Sam Mendes got together in New York to drop the kids off at school today, that doesn't mean that they're headed in the same direction. Image via INF]

This family was doing great at naming facts about Ellen Degeneres...until it was dad's turn.

The earliest available photos of me were taken when I was five months old, just after I was adopted. I have dark hair and freakishly large eyes that seem far too big for my face, like a Japanese anime character. In fact, they're so big and dark that the rest of my facial features seem almost invisible. All you see are eyes.

One of Jimmy Fallon's guests last night was animal trainer Jess Musial. After showing the audience an aardvark and tortoise, he decided to shake things up a bit and bring out a fully venomous cobra that started lunging at him.

Today we looked at Senator Tom Coburn and his surprising condemnation of Fox News. Many of you were impressed! But one commenter sought to remind us all what we're really dealing with.