Birds of a feather... they flock together, they squak, scream and rock out with their you-know-whats out together... These two seem like a match made in the weird, blackened aviary of Slipknot heaven.

He thinks he is contaminated and won't have sex to avoid fathering freakish fetuses. This actor is holding out for more money or he'll be ditching a hit show. This singer has a randy grandpa. At least someone's getting some!

In last night's masterfully done head-bender of an episode, our old friend Desmond was once again stuck somewhere he wasn't quite sure he belonged.

A German technical high school's robotics club created this auto factory out of LEGOs® to produce LEGO® cars in a miniaturized assembly line. Not only an amazing class project, but also the next step in Smart Car-style shrinkage.

Michael Hirschorn, the exceedingly smart man who uses his talents to bring shows like Flavor of Love to your TV screen, has his eye on a new prize: New York magazine's approval matrix. Highbrow Despicable or Lowbrow Brilliant?

Stephen Colbert opened his show tonight with a discussion of the debate that has been taking place between the pretty, perky meteorologists on your favorite news channel and the nerdy, unsightly climatologists in Washington who think they know everything.

These people may be passionate model plane enthusiasts, but Captain Sully they are not.

Once-proud studio Miramax died in January, and Disney is selling off its carcass for pennies on the dollar. But look who might snap it up: The Weinstein brothers, who built the place, and their billionaire pal Ron Burkle!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Without lip gloss, will we even recognize her? Tiger Woods consults Buddhist prayers on his Blackberry. Michael Lohan pops the question to Kate Major. Whoopi Goldberg is on Team Jesse James. Wednesday's gossip roundup has seen a ghost.

Forget comb overs and baseball hats, bald men can now opt for a head bedazzling from London-based entrepreneur Philip Levine, who says, "I seem to be on the cusp of making it a trend." [stylelist]

The investment bank's CEO Lloyd Blankfein said in an annual report that while Goldman "held various positions in residential mortgage-related products in 2007, our short positions were not a ‘bet against' our clients." They just bet against everyone else. [BusinessWeek]

Police have shut down six businesses for allegedly selling weed through their back doors and even over the counter. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said of the Chris Restaurant in Crown Heights: "At lunch it turned into a veritable pot-luck event."

Oh, the kids these days. They're constantly sexting each other and they just won't get off the Facebook. And now they start violent flash mobs with bb guns and brag about it on the Twitter. Meet Bad Boy Butta.

Still upset over Dan Brown's suggestion that Jesus was boning Mary, Pope Benedict decided to exact revenge on the liberal heathens of southern California by appointing a new Archbishop of LA — Jose Gomez, an ultra-orthodox Opus Dei bishop. [Telegraph]

Have you heard the dirtiest, nastiest, Naziest rumor about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? It involves anal sex, the barrel of a shotgun, a Hitler poop-stache, and a video camera. It's a Freudian nightmare come to life. It's a myth.

Two movies and sitcom are tentatively called 'Friends with Benefits.' Which gets the name?

First Urban Outfitters started peddling them. Now, Hipster of the Decade blog Hipster Runoff notices that Walmart is selling fixed gear bicycles. It's official: The number one cause of fauxhemian crashes on Bedford Avenue is no longer cool.

New York's Scotland-themed "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show is our annual reminder that male celebrities have bodies significantly worse than their female peers. Whereas lady catwalkers are bronzed, buffed, and waxed, these men are a parade of pasty chicken-legs.

That infamous earthquake-interrupted quarter-catching video may be fake. It's been removed from CNN's Youtube account.