Have you ever joined us one of these live blog deals? You should try it! All you have to do is write comments under this post while you watch Project Runway. It's more fun than getting boob-flashed by Heidi Klum!

Sarah Silverman has always had an edgy stand up routine. Even in this early clip, you can see that Sarah had no problem offending everyone.

Hey, you hear about this Kyrgyzstan thing? Their whole freakin' government got overthrown! But Kyra Phillips—the CNN anchor who most reminds us of our best high school friend's mom—really does not care about Kyrgyzstan.

Party foul, NBC? The Marriage Ref is new but not any of the good content? Nerds! I guess that means I'll have to turn to Duff & the gang at Charm City Cakes to get my entertainment fix tonight.

Do you think someone should be arrested for smoking pot? These celebs don't either. Watch as Bill Maher, Chris Rock, John Stewart and others discuss why the war on drugs is out of date.

Luke Wilson stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to plug Death at a Funeral, but the only thing anyone wanted to hear about was Tracy Morgan. Wilson obliged the audience with a story of Morgan's take on KFC's revisionist history.

[Tiger Woods plays with his balls and all sorts of other double entendres during the first round of The Masters today in Augusta, Georgia. Image via Getty]

Today we looked at a bizarrely meddlesome Facebook mom and it sparked much conversation! One commenter seemed very frustrated.

Though she's clearly been hitting the substances and sexy nudie pics a little too hard lately, British socialite Peaches Geldof refuses to go to rehab. Even though her own mother died of an overdose, and her Dad's begging her to.

Nicorette would like you to believe that sucking on a hollow white plastic tube containing micronized nicotine is a socially acceptable approximation of burning a square. So they made this commercial to show you: no it's not. [Adfreak]

Today in #tips, Miley Cyrus will "ruin" Radiohead, Teabaggers unite to combat misinformation (from the mainstream media), Constance McMillan should quit her cryin', Burger King thinks Americans are dumb, automated baby doll penises, and more.

Your daily dose of celebrity Twitter musings.

MTV's offering a hefty cash prize to the team that's best at binge drinking, 'roid raging and sweating in this season of Fresh Meat. Sandy has lofty goals, like upgrading from an A to a D cup if she wins.

[Known glimmervampyr Bobby Patentleather continues filming his Bel Ami movie in Budapest; image via INF]

Poor broke Nic Cage couldn't get one single $10 million bid for his...spectacular "frat house bordello" mansion. Apparently nobody wanted to live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons' room.

Apparently, if you don't pay attention to your girlfriend enough, she'll get really angry and break up with you. Over YouTube. Maybe you shouldn't have been so obsessed with StarCraft 2, Bradley?

MTV just dropped the biggest awesome bomb ever. After a trip to Miami, everyone will return to the original house in Seaside Heights. The premiere date is set, and guess who is along for the ride?

"It doesn't have to be through public office. It could be, uh, volunteerism, for example.... There's lots of different ways you can help." Mike Bloomberg's advice for Eliot Spitzer (who was hosting a show on MSNBC at the time).

TONIGHT: David Boreanaz directs his first episode of Bones, a newly crowned America's Best Dance Crew, Ramona and Bethenny fight along the Brooklyn Bridge, NBC disappoints with more reruns, and Tina Fey visits her ex-Weekend Update cohost Jimmy Fallon.

TLC is bringing Kate Gosselin back in a new reality series titled Twist of Kate, an "unlikely romance" can be expected on Lost before the season's over, and David Cross says an Arrested Development movie "won't happen." More inside!