Your daily dose of celebrity Twitter musings.



Yoko, we moved to New York for a reason. Why would we want to contribute to our native land of East Bumblefuck, Michigan? All our hometown ever gave us was bad high school memories and even worse post-graduation holiday hook-ups.

All husbands know the only way to entice your wife into that miracle threesome is to solicit someone she loves into being the third party. Kevin Smith posed a plea via Twitter to DailyCandy (his wife's favorite site) to do just that, and we admire his candor and desperation. But be careful what you wish for, there are at least 30 female employees. He might have an all out orgy on his hands should they all oblige. And if he's as good as his tweet says, things could get messy.



Amen to that, Michael Ian Black! We're happy it's spring and everything, the sun is shining and everyone's looking great in their cute shorts and tank tops and blah blah blah. But really, the sneezing has got to stop.


Translation: The ellipses means the king of scaring children thinks you're a little bitch, kid.



Looks Danny DeVito was drunk off of his own Limoncello again. And no Troll Foot?! What kind of drunk tweet is this!