Better enjoy it before it melts while it lasts!

The point of Virgin Airlines/CW advertisement/"reality" show/soft-core pornography has yet to be made. Fly Girls appears to be confused as to the nature of its audience: is this directed at women, men or both?

Now that Green Day has a musical on Broadway, all hell is breaking loose. Punk hell. A tipster sent us a note saying that at last night's performance of American Idiot, some respectable theatergoer was spotted servicing her date.

Joe Ballin, the mastermind behind the World's Most Expensive Press Release, sent another one. Added!

Chris Rock surprised David Letterman last night on The Late Show when he brought up Dave's sex scandal. Rock also chastised Dave for hiring fat guys to replace the hot girl interns. David couldn't say much.

Last night in Oklahoma City, Carmello Anthony made contact with Kevin Durant, and Anthony's head was pushed down into his neck. Even though Anthony passed out, everyone kept playing.

The anti-government activists from parts of the country that are the biggest beneficiaries of government largesse just can't find candidates to support who haven't received thousands of dollars in wasteful government farm subsidies.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Fox and Friends' interview with Miss America is just depressing, Ugly Americans visits New Jersey, Justin's new-found sexuality inspires a "Coming Out" surprise party on Ugly Betty, and the best celebrity cameos in commercials.

Flying: it's not so hard, is it? Get on the plane and later, get off the plane. Still, some air passengers can't seem to avoid causing international incidents with their misbehavior. Below, a ridiculously simple guide to avoiding trouble.

This morning, Ben Stein and Harry Smith made complete fools of themselves. First, Stein attempts to rap about spending money wisely (haha old timer) and then Smith comes in to do some sort of geriatric-zombie-with-gout dance. Cringe-worthy indeed!

Survivor and Pimp My Ride producer Bruce Beresford-Redman is being held in Cancun, Mexico, after his wife Monica was found dead in the sewer of their hotel. He had reported her missing Tuesday. The cause of death is still unknown.

You know that new Tiger Woods Nike commercial, in which his father chastises him? Well, it's already been mashed up with Tom Cruise's famous "Tame the cunt... respect the cock!" speech from Magnolia—and it's way better. Video inside.

From the moment it aired on April 8, 1990, Twin Peaks caused a sensation with its surrealistic foray into melodrama and quirky character studies. Now considered a cult classic, Lynch's groundbreaking series has left an indelible mark on serialized television.

Hey, girl, hey! Timmy is in da house, dressed from head to thigh in Mickey Mouse pajamas and armed with a makeshift banana microphone, ready to entertain you with his ~stunning~ rendition of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." Video inside. *Snaps*

Spree...what a great word. Well, you could win a $150 Bloomingdale's Gift Certificate with which to spree if you take some time to answer a few questions. Just email the last question to surveys@gawker.com and you'll be entered to win! [Rules]

The worst television show in the world bounces depressingly along, bringing us to new and exciting places, and old and awful ones. People were asked to leave and begged to stay. The heart rages on.

The concept of the spycar has been around since the invention of the car so the guys from Mythbusters decided to play a little game of chase to find out whether the techniques shown in movies work out on the road.

The Way We Live Now: Hobbling about with our hand out for a hand out while the real winners carry an ever-increasing burden to support the rest of us lazy bums. When Republicans are right, they are right. Whatta pisser!

A 16-year-old Arkansas boy filed harassment charges against his mother after she logged onto his Facebook account, changed his password, and posted slanderous things about him. She claims she was monitoring his behavior. No wonder he lives with his grandmother.