I think the official term for this is a "redneck cartwheel."

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Between Jesse's epic custody battle and this, they've had a tumultuous year. Lindsay Lohan parties with Mischa Barton, whose ex calls her a plus-sized heifer. Two public make-outs. One scorched-earth email. Five Jesse James mistresses. TGIFriday gossip.

The group today released a report, called "Un-Natural Disaster," that says "the demographics of the region are being permanently altered" by failing to rebuild infrastructure, and New Orleans residents have been victims of rampant police brutality. [AP]

Upset that Wisconsin high schools are teaching comprehensive sex ed to students, Juneau County District Attorney Scott Southworth says he will prosecute anyone who follows a state law that requires schools to teach students about contraception. Progressivism is destroying America!

The President and First Lady will appear on the show's "Idol Gives Back" charity fundraiser next Wednesday, to benefit Save the Children and others. Ryan Seacrest can't contain himself! [Fox News]

No one buys music anymore. So what to do if you're a pop band trying to make it big? It's simple — whore yourself out to any company that will give you cash. And start flash mobs for Oprah.

As a high schooler, Caroline Giuliani's Facebook endorsement of Obama delighted Democrats and embarrassed her estranged father, Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani. Now little Caroline is all grown up and starring in bizarre YouTube soap operas with her Harvard friends.

Need an example of why selling coke on Craigslist is a really bad idea? Just ask Brooklyn personal trainer Kinrod Priester, who was previously a 14-year guest of the New York State Department of Correctional Services. [NYP, image]

This week Bravo unveiled the website and held a screening for its Project Runway with easels, Work of Art: The Next Great Artist. We watch just about every program on Bravo, but this is going to be a hard sell.

John Edwards two-timer and Rielle Hunter sex tape thief Andrew Young will discuss "Ethics in Leadership" at the University of Washington—almost as titillating as Spitzer's Harvard ethics speech! Why do unethical people always talk about ethics at colleges?

Madonna boytoy Jesus Luz earns $920 per minute to deejay, if Madge is there.

A woman famous for having a giant butt dropped her purse and could not pick it up again, because her dress was too tight to permit bending. Poor Kim, imprisoned in a fortress of skintight sexiness. Click to enlarge. [Pic:Splash]

As the wife of a man she refers to as "The King of Twitter," Demi Moore knows a thing or two about social media. You know who doesn't? Jay Leno. Luckily for Jay, she was willing to help educate him.

Wikileaks' most compelling aspect is its ability to dig up the raw data behind the scandals it exposes. You can't argue with documents produced by the culprits themselves! That's why 30 minutes of missing footage in their helicopter video matters.

Now we know where Hef draws the line. Asked whether Kate Gosselin would be welcome in Playboy, Hugh Hefner reportedly shrieked, "No! No!" and "I don't think she's a celebrity." This from the guy who gave us Kendra Wilkinson. [E!]

It's no secret that The Marriage Ref leaves something to be desired. Luckily for the viewing audience, tonight's episode featured Tracy Morgan talking about his belief in ghosts and his desire to impregnate other people's wives. Ensuing video hilarity inside.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart basically called bulls**t on the way that Fox News has been reporting on President Obama's nuclear arms deal with Russia and their apparent inability to accurately report government policy. Video inside.

Staff memos can be largely ignored. But this Orlando television news director has proposed some Communist Russia-type "exercises" for an upcoming "Newsroom Summit." Ready to snitch, in writing, on those who have "a negative influence on what we do?"

The Navy has banned smoking aboard all U.S. submarines. They will provide nicotine patches to help sailors quit. Which makes sense, because imagine if you're a mile underwater in a tiny metal tube and... damn. I need a cigarette.[AP]