Today we looked at a rather insane new immigration law that was just enacted in Arizona, that terrible state of gaping hell fissures and mysterious brown people. A local Phoenician (heh) weighed in on the whole mess.

[Gay porn star Owen Hawk discussing adult entertainment actress Stormy Daniels, who may or may not run for Senate from her home state of Louisiana. Image via Getty]

Eric Bolling co-hosted Fox and Friends today and he couldn't keep a straight face when reporting a female deputy in Florida being tased on the butt by her male co-worker. Nothing's funnier than sexual harassment and violence, eh Bolling?

Today in #tips, MIT students stink, the creators of South Park plan a Mormon musical, mixed-race people are better at life, the president's mental condition, padded bikini tops to play up your 7-year-old's curves, and more.

This clip makes you wonder why someone would spend their time mastering a talent so inane and genuinely gross. Our sandwich artist holds the Guinness title (he claims) so I guess that's at least something.

Your daily look into the Twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

The Library of Congress announced it has digitally archived all of Twitter, and is hopeful the cache will produce insights "none of us now can even possibly conceive." Or care to conceive, even.

This fake Tiger is not getting love from the ladies. He used to have no problems getting women but since the real Tiger couldn't keep his pants on, fake Tiger's pants haven't come off like they used to!

Even as your dreams get dashed one by one. Lizzie had a full future planned: college, marriage, professional flautistry... But motherhood shoves all that off the table. Still, she adjusts her ambitions and carries on.

CNN's Larry King, 76, is pulling the plug on his marriage to Shawn Southwick, 50. They were married in 1997 and have two sons together. King now has more divorces than he does viewers in the 18-34 demographic. [Getty]

A group that loves to defend animals has issued a press release to express its opposition to "ridiculous" animal research, like the one where they poke the rat vaginas.

The Tea Partiers had a magazine for sale, at their Tea Party in Boston today. It cost $20 a copy! So... print isn't dead? And Teabaggers are adopting the Dave Eggers model for newspapers.

Oprah lent Nate Berkus out to Richard Branson, of Virgin Records/Mobile/Airways et al. fame and fortune, for a jaunt on his personal island—and a ride on his custom mini-submarine.

Seth Myers will host the ESPY's, MTV says they have nothing to do with any of the Jersey Shore spinoffs, Oprah will sit down with the Octomom, and Larry King files for divorce number eight.

[Kim Cattrall, who is having a moment, greets a well-wisher in London; image via Bauer-Griffin]

The Backstreet Boys were on The Bonnie Hunt Show today to promote their cougar cruise trip. Oh, their new CD. They talk here about projectile vomit and how its some of their first times on a boat.

Whoa, hey, don't hog all the heroism, 1987 Pulitzer Prize-winning former photographer and current assistant professor of new media at San Jose State University Kim Komenich! You can win a Pulitzer, but to stop a bank robbery, too? Whoa, hey!

TONIGHT: The possibly sexist boys of Modern Family face off against a super mean basketball coach (and each other), South Park will be funny and the world bids adieu to Ugly Betty.

If this video of her performance of "I Will Always Love You" is any indication, the 2010 version of Whitney is all diva-ish histrionics minus any of the actual talent that defined her career during the 80's and 90's.

The Sue Sylvester video remake of "Vogue" debuted after Glee last night and it was pretty flawless. We thought we'd put it side-by-side with the original to see how the two stack up.