Hours before sharing the stage with a randy panda on the first date of his "Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television" tour, Conan O'Brien broke out his best mockney accent and performed a cover of Radiohead's "Creep" during soundcheck.

This memo went out recently from Coates Bateman, editorial director of True/ Slant, to all the bloggers there. The subject: "Name calling within posts."

MTV's "The Dudesons" in America, produced by Jackass's Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine, features the sheer dumbassery of four Finnish guys looking to get themselves killed in bizarre ways. Here's a first look at the trailer...prepare to be horrified.

Congratulations to Anrkist for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Alex Trebek's plentiful knowledge of street drugs, Stephen Colbert downs a KFC "double down," Extra interviewer checks out Ashley Dupre's clevage, and we examine the sexism in Modern Family.

Kate Gosselin's not the only washed-up trainwreck on this season of Dancing With the Stars! Here we're treated to Derek's pep talk to his partner about her constant crying. Now we know who put the "pussy" in The Pussycat Dolls...

What happens when Google swallows your life? A new hire at the internet company is blogging the experience, from waking in his Google apartment to taking a Google car to Google dinner and then Googling home via Google.

It's officially illegal to be an illegal immigrant in Arizona. Now any cop in Arizona can ask anyone to prove their immigration status, and every cop in Arizona is compelled, under threat of lawsuit, to enforce federal immigration laws.

Enraged by an annoying New York Times piece about a blogger bar and encouraged by our take down of Foursquare general hero Matt Langer created NoSquares a service that helps you to avoid venues overrun by Foursquare users. You're welcome.

The Way We Live Now: Forcing the world to cater to our every selfish whim. Hey, the world does it to us, so why not? Charity must bring us profits! Vacations every week! Love thy neighbor only maybe! No hobo.

Martha and Rachel Maddow demonstrated that no spring treat is complete without breaking out the powertools. Here Martha once again proves that she wears the pants in her kitchen. Eat your heart out, Rachel!

The peeps over at Know Your Meme have hit us with a good one- a video explaining the phenomenon of juxtaposing the "archaic reinterpretation" of popular rap lyrics with the eccentric self-portraits of eighteenth century French artist Joseph Ducreux.

Tinsley Mortimer appears with fellow reality stars Snooki, JWOWW, and Sammi in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar. The girls look surprisingly high fashion, but who is the Tinz to be telling them how to behave?

Just answer a few questions, email the last one to surveys@gawker.com, and be entered to win a cute camera to take to the Botanical Garden or the circus or the top of the Empire State Building or wherever your out-of-town guests drag you this weekend. [Rules.]

Yesterday we shared a bunch of excerpts from Kitty Kelley's gossipy new Oprah biography. Today: Another batch of potentially scandalous snippets from the book, provided you're willing to believe a 68-year-old woman who still goes by "Kitty."

Ashley Dupre explains to us that by waiting to pose for Playboy, she's somehow removed from her association with Elliot Spitzer. While it's not clear how exactly that works, it's very clear that the interviewer checks out Ashley's rack.

She's a Brit! Also today: The Onion keeps branching out, some news about movie festivals, Martin Scorsese will now be in 3D, and another TV remake.

This pitcher's manager simply said he was sick, but he gives us a lot more detail. It happens to everyone, but this man refuses to be ashamed.

Peaches Geldof was sacked from her job modeling underwear because of this little scandal. But don't worry, her hard-partying, 19-year-old sister Pixie just got a gig posing for Henry Holland's line for British department store Debenhams. These girls have skillz!

Conan affects a cockney British accent to cover Radiohead's 90's classic during a soundcheck in Eugene, OR. Those high notes are a job better left to Thom Yorke, but he's clearly having a blast on his new tour.