Seth Myers will host the ESPY's, MTV says they have nothing to do with any of the Jersey Shore spinoffs, Oprah will sit down with the Octomom, and Larry King files for divorce number eight.


[Always classy, TMZ chose quite a photo to announce Larry King's divorce.]

In TV News...

  • What won't Jay Leno steal? Looks like Kevin Eubanks' replacement as leader of the Tonight Show band will be Rickey Minor—the music director for American Idol. [The Live Feed]
  • Seth Myers, SNL writer and host of Weekend Update has been tapped to host this year's ESPY awards. [The Deadline]
  • Not everyone enjoyed Jane Lynch's Madonna scene in last night's Glee. As Warming Glow put it,
    For all you beady-eyed Canadians and other international readers who complain about Hulu's stupid America-only video players, today you're in luck: you probably don't want to see this." [Warming Glow]
  • Robert Webb of Peep Show talks about the long-awaited return of the show. Bonus: two back-to-back episodes air tonight on BBC America! [Vulture]
  • Nadya Suleman, aka the Octomom, has apparently sat down with Oprah for an interview. The episode will air on April 20 and apparently included a whole lotta "straight talk." [Yahoo]
  • Neil Patrick Harris narrated a film for PBS called "Through a Dog's Eyes." The made-for-TV movie about service dogs will air on April 21. [Pop Candy]
  • Apparently, MTV has nothing to do with any of the Jersey Shore spinoffs that have been searching for new talent. Apologies to all the Massholes who were stoked to have a "Wicked Summer" on the network. [Newsgasm]

Around the Web...

  • Paramount and Dreamworks aren't very happy with their decision to let VMan use the Shrek characters in a weirdly sexual photoshoot. [Movieline]
  • Listen up, over-tweeters: here are nine rules that every user should keep in mind. [Nerve]
  • The folks at New York Magazine decided to try and dig up some funny bits from George Lopez Tonight. Apparently, they've found at least five "funny" things. [Vulture]
  • The internet never ceases to amuse: 10 famous movie quotes in graph form. [Buzzfeed]
  • There goes your privacy... the entirety of Twitter's archives are heading to the Library of Congress. [Read Write Web]
  • Here are 10 of the weirdest educational video games. I hadn't heard of most, but there's something appealing about a game titled "Wally Bear and the NO! Gang." [Geekosystem]