The Food Critic Calorie Count 7.67K Richard Lawson 04/15/10 03:46PM Filed to: eating animals eating animals sam sifton Food Food critics Yum Diets Curious how much KFC-gobbling New York Times food critic Sam Sifton eats in a week? Well, he's written it all down for us, and 24,560 calories later I feel kinda sick. Or hungry. I feel sick for feeling hungry.