The parallels between the discovery of Eric Cartman's identity, and the loss of Muhammad's were highlighted in the uncomfortably censored conclusion to South Park's 200th episode. The show asked why something already seen on television cannot be seen again.

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[Jennifer Lopez at the premiere of "The Back Up Plan"; image via Splash]

Consumer insight from the top minds in advertising: people these days like free money.

He might be starring in an old-people version of that comedic romp. Also today: Movie roles for Leslie Mann and Kate Bosworth, a TV role for a great Big Love actress, a new Gervais/Merchant joint (a small oen), and teens.

George Lopez's PR team must be trying to up their game before Conan arrives at TBS because last night they paired the internet's latest sensation with William Shatner for a duet of "A Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Watch a baby hamster happily chew away on its first taste of broccoli.

But it's working. She's losing weight! Another actress won't report a rape to keep her career on track. This star is cruising gay clubs—without his wife. Why do celebs even bother trying to hide anymore?

Despite what the haters would have you believe, keeping the union between flip flops and feet intact requires much skill, focus and concentration. Watch this festival bro trip between consciousnesses as he struggles to regain his footing on reality.

We bring you the following story as a public service—for journalists, college students, and everyone else. Take the experience of Tim Chapman, former editor of James Madison University's student newspaper, as a lesson: Cops are not your drinking buddies.

We all know Global Warming is a serious problem, by now everyone has seen An Inconvenient Truth. Singer/Songwriter Ben Sheehan dares to imagine some of the hidden benefits of our changing environment in this music video perfect for Earth Day.

Kids can always be trusted to do exactly what you tell them not to do. Little Edward learns the hard way that ever so often, Daddy is right.

Eight kids takes a toll. Elin Nordegren flees to Sweden and wants to stay there. Heather Locklear's hit and run, Cuban Gooding Jr.'s boozy ramble, Naomi Campbell's blood diamond. Thursday's gossip roundup is too busy to get nasty.

The good news: the New York Times Co. made nearly $13 million in net income in the first quarter. Quite a turnaround from last year, when the company lost $74 million in the quarter! The bad news: Total revenues were down more than 3%. And while digital ad revenues were up 18% (the About.com group was up 30%, so don't get too excited, newspaper people!), that, of course, paled in comparison to the money lost in print advertising, which was down 12%.

Eighteen year-old Kayla Gerdes, high on Oxycontin and driving a van, struck and killed a 69 year-old retired doctor on Long Island Tuesday. That's bad enough. Kayla, however, made it worse, by saying the very worst possible things.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory released images of the sun taken in March that include a "prominence eruption" and other crazy things that can take out satellite communications and power grids on Earth.

Those wacky guys from South Park have gotten death threats over their 200th episode, which includes the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit and Buddha snorting coke. The cyber lynch mob is fuming.

The President will speak at Cooper Union today, where he plans to chastise Wall Street while spelling out the details of his proposed financial regulation bill. Fearful of looking worse than they already do, some Republicans are signing on. [NYT]

The NYC Department of Health released a report yesterday, "Women, Unprotected Anal Sex and HIV Risk," that says women use condoms far less than men when doing butt-related naughty things. They polled women between the ages of 18 and 64.