Goldman Sachs is spending today being harangued on Capital Hill. Senator Carl Levin read a Goldman email about the "shitty deal" it made, and felt compelled to repeat the phrase a dozen times. Watch in amazement! [Clip by Matt Toder!]

The Upper West Side co-op owned by Sting and his wife Trudie Styler has gone into contract. No word if it went for its original asking price, $19 million. Whoever bought it will have some sexy ghosts to deal with.

On Little People, Big World, father Matt elected himself to be the "manager" of son Zach's soccer team. He proceeded to impose his opinion on everything from uniforms to sponsorship, irritating and alienating both his son and his wife.

This will make you feel better about American legislators' childish antics: The Ukranian Parliament erupted into a brawl last night, with punching, egg-throwing, and opposition leaders setting off smoke bombs. The speaker shielded himself with an umbrella. Video and gallery.

I have a problem with Glee, but I guess that can be pretty common these days. A lot of people don't like the show's fawning tone, its paper-thin characters, or the nigh-ridiculous soap opera storylines.

At long last and after much gentle ribbing, author-turned-barrister Elizabeth Wurtzel has passed the bar exam. She even emailed Nick Denton personally.

Republican Tim James is running for governor of Alabama, and he hates foreign languages. In this ad, he sneeringly announces, "This is Alabama. We speak English. If you want to live here, learn it." What a jerk.

Meet Alexander Surin, international drug baron and obsessive car collector [Jalopnik]

We hear Steve Jobs has tentatively agreed to appear on stage at the Wall Street Journal's high-profile D Conference for the first time in three years. The June event could be a major landmark in the Apple CEO's public recuperation.

On last night's episode of America's favorite teen-centered morality play, we learned an age-old secret and traveled to a faraway and mysterious place that the Indians called "Bushwick."

Mira Sorvino stopped by The Martha Stewart Show today to plug her latest role, but instead gave everyone an eyeful. When Martha inquired about Mira's broken foot, she lifted it up for the camera, leaving very little to the imagination.

Fat Qatar! Shortened lifespans! Jailbird junk food! Pot belly rights! Half of us are walking dead! It's your Health Watch, where we watch your health—if you buy us a hoagie!

When Jessica, Cacee, and Ken traveled to Rio de Janeiro, Jessica decided that Ken needed to learn what women go through for a hairless bikini line. Watch her try to hide her schadenfreude as Ken screams in pain.

Venezuela's president and commander-in-insanity once likened Twitter criticism to "terrorism." Now he's ready to fight fire with fire: "Comandante Chavez is going to open his Twitter account soon to wage the battle online," announced Venezuela's state-run communications agency.

Dave had Dr. Phil on The Late Show last night, and the doctor's bedside manner caused Dave to really let loose with his true feelings about Jay Leno and the whole Conan debacle.

Oh, the innocence of childhood. Remember all those lovely toys we played with when we were younger? They were so colorful, fun, disgusting, haunting, sexual...wait we played with same childhood toys right? Check out these bewildering children's toy commercials.

Remember last week's post about the quasi-Catholic Japanese sex cult where they have yogurt-smeared sex on an altar in public? Their leader has been emailing me, and sent new pictures. Are these people for real?

When we last saw Chuck, he had dispensed with traitor and romantic rival Daniel Shaw and had finally sealed the deal with Sarah. Back on the homefront, Casey had been re-instated and Morgan joined the team. New things are afoot.

Every season, at every company, there has to be that one terrible intern. Usually they just fall asleep at work, or show up drunk. Allow us to introduce you to one intern candidate who sounds much, much worse.

Mark Twain: literary treasure, mustache aficionado, or child-hating Satanist? This claymation version of his unfinished work, The Mysterious Stranger, sends Tom and Huck and Becky Thatcher to the dark lord's abyss to contemplate life's meaninglessness. Kid stuff, really.