At long last details about the Fox News rage potato's mysterious new thriller novel, The Overton Window, have been revealed. We have a plot summary! Predictably, it's American scare mongering about secret Freedoms Robbers and dangerous radical (read: liberal) plots.

Some shoddy camera work is all that is holding this video back from internet perfection. Nothing like capturing a friends moment of pure terror for the sole purpose of making strangers laugh.

When Ollie poses the brilliant question "what now?" to Jim back at the station, his reporting prowess is called into question, leading to an all-out old-man cat-fight.

You're well aware that your child is already using his or her cell phone for healthy amounts of sexting. But did you know that texting can also make your teen into a milquetoast big baby mother's darling?

Stephen started his midterm election coverage by providing a menagerie's worth of animals to use as bartering chips with doctors. This is all to skewer a Nevada Senate challenger's idea, but who wouldn't want to carry around a little bunny?

And it will all be televised. Also today: good news for fans of TNT cop shows, good news for fans of FX crime shows, bad news for fans of USA doctor shows, and mixed news for fans of nerd shows.

By now you've heard the news that investment bank Goldman Sachs is in some hot water with the government. Today, executives from the firm will testify on Capitol Hill. Will there be drama? Here is a quick guide.

But no one is there, so he plays with himself.

Now the child is desperate, homeless, and turning tricks. This celeb admits her fame was manufactured by the tabloids, a singer is petrified of being alone, and these twins once shared a stripper. Way to keep it in the family.

Machine-like purveyor of conventional media wisdom Howard Kurtz takes on the DC press corps' most important question today: Hey, is Politico's Mike Allen really Washington's Most Important Journalist? Or might that Most Important Journalist be [my name]?

This youngster here was just a regular kid until his mom saw The Old Spice commerical with looker that is Isaiah Mustafa, which his mom loved. So he decided to reenact it for her birthday.

Now she's in an arm brace—but Tito Ortiz says she's a drug-addicted liar. Jesse James' ring finger is naked. Michael Lohan fears Lindsay is "the next Corey Haim." Whitney Houston sings off-key. Tuesday's gossip roundup cometh.

What the hell...the U.S. government—which depends on consumer tax revenue—has started a new program to "educate" kids on how advertising works. Outlandish! Oh, wait—by "educate," they mean "indoctrinate, as enthusiastic consumers." Please continue!

[Renowned popular singer Justin Bieber in Sydney, Australia for a Teen Awareness summit yesterday; image via INF]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The remains of 25-year-old Laura Garza, who was last seen alive at NY's Marquee nightclub in December 2008, were found in Pennsylvania near the home of main suspect Michael Mele, who is in jail for sex offenses. [NYP, pic]

Sick and tired of being pushed around, called a terrorist illegal alien, the anti-Christ, and Stalin-Hitler-Mao, the president has decided to go on the offensive against his loudest critics. It's time for some DC mudslinging!

The state's racist immigration bill has pissed off a lot of people, and some, like Al Sharpton, are calling for an economic boycott. But will it succeed in changing state law? It has before.

[A concerned Arizona citizen has a helpful message for police trying to deal with the state's controversial new law giving police sweeping powers to detain anyone they suspect of being an illegal immigrant. Image via early-onset-of-night]

Vladimir Putin is "of a traditional orientation" (read: 100% HETERO) according to Vladimir Putin, who can tell you this "with complete certainty." So stop asking him all these "literary" (read: TOTALLY GAY) questions about his "marriage" to President Medvedev! [NYT]