[The official poster for season three of True Blood made its way on to the internet today. Image via Ausiello Files.]

Three things you should not do when fleeing the police: Hide in a pool of liquid manure, hide in the greenhouse where you grow your pot, or stop for a bathroom break. Guess who's got some dumb criminal stories...

On Gossip Girl last night everyone ventured out of Manhattan for a way-too-upscale loft party in Bushwick. Take a peek for "artists", wacky hair, wall projections, and dubiously diverse ethnic makeup galore.

TONIGHT: Lost may be a repeat but all is not, uh, lost for tonight's TV lineup. We've still got American Idol and Glee plus the season premieres of The Hills and The City. Plus, don't forget NBA Playoffs!

Text messaging is one of the greatest advances in communication since, well, the telephone and email. That said, it's still a fledgling medium and some people need to learn how to use it without being a total jackass.

The Way We Live Now: Standing up for our right to enthusiastic baristas. When all the employees leave your neighborhood coffee shop you're like, whoa, what should I do, just go work at the strip club, instead? Times demand it.

You know kids... always reenacting their favorite horrible, soul sucking television programs. In honor of tonight's premiere, check out this hilarious parody of The Hills, as performed by a bunch of kids who look like they're almost ready for kindergarten.

Today at Gawker.TV, David Letterman reveals his true feelings about Jay Leno to Dr. Phil, Mira Sorvino flashes the audience of Martha Stewart's show, Chuck begins again, and MTV's True Life dives right into the Hamptons.

Congratulations to semicarbazone for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Besides the shuttle fleet, the Hubble Telescope is arguably the most famous piece of NASA technology. Evidently, galactic photography has no shortage of fans, and last night's episode of Late Night commemorated its 20th anniversary in a special way.

It's a map and it is surprising! Interestingly enough, godless liberal Midwestern enclave Iowa is the only state where you can get a homo-dog marriage but not a convenient and family-reunion-airfare-cost-efficient cousin marriage.

Well, that's it. Our gay fantasia on irrational themes has come to a close and a winner has been crowned. How did all come out in the wash?

Einstein was born April 22nd and weighs six pounds (less than a dachshund puppy!) Try not to squee loudly at your desk, but understand that you will fail.

Four senators sent Facebook a letter of "concern" over its privacy practices—and warned the social network that federal regulators would likely investigate the company. Congratulations, Facebook. It often takes decades to achieve this level of government scrutiny.

After two Auburn University students organized a Taylor Swift Karaoke Sing-Along with the hopes of garnering hugs from the singer, TSwift herself showed up to surprise the screaming students with an impromptu concert Monday!

In your snippy Tuesday media column: Rupert Murdoch gets snippy at Pinch Sulzberger, Sumner Redstone gets snippy at Rupert Murdoch, we get snippy at the LA Times, and Variety's readership gets snipped.

Last time, we found out that 81% of you go out for dinner and 35% go to a club/bar at least once per week, leaving a decent amount of time to read Gawker. Surely you've got 10 minutes in between cocktails to share your media predilections. C'mon. After all we do for you?

Dave Price couldn't figure out how to get the new "touch screen" weather map to work this morning. Adding insult to injury, both Harry Smith and our local weatherman had a laugh about it while the cameras rolled.

I'm Hustling in the Hamptons could have served as commentary on extant racism and subtle class divisions within Long Island's honkey haven's upper echelon. Instead, MTV worked its magic and gave the world a brand new horrible bitch to love.

Just when these guys mention the importance of a safety rope, the rope itself decides it has better things to do.