Mogul spawn Ivanka Trump has signed a deal to start a Trump handbag line. You can now wear Trump shoes and Trump jewelry while trumping from Trump World Tower to the Trump National Golf Club for a Trump steak. TRUMP!

Larry "Pants on the Ground" Platt is not dead, 90s Nickelodeon stars, Big Bang stars want a raise, Old Christine is dead, Liza Minelli will not appear on Celebrity Rehab, and a super-cool graphic of Television University.

Google employee Dave Cohen saw Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on an airplane and buzzed about it. (That's Google for "status update.") Then Zuck "got yelled at to turn off his phone," so Dave turned on his phone to buzz that...

We're not sure what started the elderly Russian's assault on the liquor aisle, but points for determination. Apparently the mayhem ended with six cops trying to subdue the woman.

Proto-fauxhemian clothier Urban Outfitters is messing with young girls minds by selling a T-shirt that says "Eat Less." It probably doesn't come larger than size 12. Sadly, this will not keep one fatty from eating 10 Double Downs at once.

TONIGHT: It's the season finale of the Real Housewives of New York City but fear not, for we also have season premieres of Burn Notice and Royal Pains. Plus Game 1 of the NBA Finals.

Today at the age of 76, Rue McClanahan passed away, leaving Betty White as the last surviving Golden Girl. To honor our favorite role of Rue's, here's a montage of the best "Blanche moments." Thank you for being a friend.

Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling from North Korean imprisonment; now, Laura Ling is naming her baby after Bill Clinton. He's not the dad. Okay? Seriously. We knew this was coming as soon as we saw this picture, though. [Pic: AP]

The Botwins of Agrestic Southern California Mexico are back come August, and we have a new teaser trailer complete with high-heeled Nancy burying some evidence.

Summer's here! Are you fretting that there's nothing on television? Well, stop living in the past! We don't live in a school-year-dictated world anymore. Here are some shows you should consider watching to help pass the hot months, safely indoors.

Today at Gawker.TV, Sir Paul McCartney is honored by Congress, Stephen Colbert can't wrap his head around bull fighting, Regis is losing his memory, Glenn Beck gets interrupted by commercials, and The Daily Show tricks Senator Larry Craig.

Congratulations to Nicole Kelley for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

When this plane's front landing gear failed to properly extend, the pilot was forced make an emergency landing. Not only did he need to make this dangerous landing attempt, but he was also surrounded by news helicopters, adding more pressure.

The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal are locked in a mortal newspaper war that will determine the future of American journalism, etc, etc. Haha, but seriously they are arguing over marketing slogans, now.

Stephen Hill, the porn actor who used a prop machete to kill a coworker, once played President Obama in a film called Palin: Erection '08. Can't wait to see what kind of conspiracy theories Glenn Beck can draw from this.

When discussing a gay-themed McDonald's ad on his show last night, Bill O'Reilly likened gay men to Al-Qaeda. There are no ways left to say that the Fox News' host is ignorant, but we're going to try anyway.

The Today Show got a little sexy this morning when Russell Brand and Rose Byrne dropped by. While Russell made a pass at Meredith Vieira (and Natalie Morales, too!), Matt Lauer convinced him to unbutton a bit.

The Way We Live Now: Going about this the wrong way. What is this, backwards day, economically speaking? You don't give the working class benefits and outrageous salaries, or bring poverty to the suburbs. Duh. Is it the Walgreens booze?

Citigroup has fired back at the hottie banker it fired. An update is posted here.

The remaining chefs on Top Chef Masters prepared a meal for members of The Groundlings improv group. When the dessert course came out, the comedians offered a unique perspective on the food before them—it tastes like vaginas!