At a press conference for her new show Bethenny Getting Married, the never-actually-a-housewife Housewife confirmed rumors that she probably won't be returning for a fourth season of the show what made her. "What else is there to do?" she said.

Welcome to the fourth installment of Gawker Media's Spring Guide. Buy It!, your guide to spending your hard-earned cash on trendy stuff to fill the black hole that lives within you, is filled with cowsharing, celebrity hot sauces, and shuttlecocks. And glamping.

Ghyslain Raza's geeky Star Wars impersonation racked up millions of views on YouTube and drove him to a mental health crisis. After successfully suing the kids who leaked the video, he's now in law school, doing well and looking dapper.

Ty Pennington came on Rachael Ray's show with items he thought were good gifts. Judging from his display, parents should avoid buying this motorized scooter.

Kim Kardashian's iPhone app costs $1.99 and allows you to interact with a pocket-sized Kim who blows kisses and "strikes her signature poses." She even fought with her app programmers to get "the biggest butt of all the options."

It's beyond comprehension as to why he would stand in front of someone swinging with such speed, but for our viewing pleasure, we appreciate it.

The White House implied to a Senate candidate in Colorado that there were jobs for him if he dropped out of the race. Is this the new Sestak scandal? Yes, if by "Sestak scandal" you mean "totally normal thing."

Two-time murder suspect Joran van der Sloot has been arrested in Chile.

Who's shilling vodka these days? Bruce Willis, as well as Spike Lee. Also, ad agencies can't find enough "creatives," and all the "creatives" that they have are stereotypical pricks. These things are all related, if you think about it.

On last night's The Daily Show, John Oliver interviewed Senator Evan Bayh on his not seeking reelection in 2010. In an effort to get inside the mind of a senator leaving, Oliver also checked in with Larry Craig.

Three tobacco companies are suing the city over these overly graphic posters that cigarette retailers are now forced to display. We hate to agree with Big Tobacco, but we don't wanna see open heart surgery while buying our Diet Coke.

Yesterday, President Obama presented Paul McCartney with the third-ever Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song. Congrats to Paul, but we were more impressed that Elvis Costello, Dave Grohl, and Jack White were there to perform as well!

In your disputatious Thursday media column: M.I.A. wins an editor's note on her New York Times profile, Le Monde needs a rich friend, two high-profile retirements, and Nate Silver is moving up in the world.

Say what you want about Tosh.0, but the show knows its audience—stoners. This prompted Daniel Tosh to visit a Pot Convention during last night's season premiere and asked his viewers what they'd like to see on his show.

[Robert Downey Jr. and Adrien Brody commit above-the-neck crimes of fashion at the premiere for 'Splice.' Image via Retna Digital.]

In their most "courageous" move since No Makeup Day, today Hoda and Kathie Lee gave the FatBooth iPhone app a test run. Essentially, the app shows you what you'd look like with an extra hundred pounds.

Fox & Friends covers America's most important controversy: President Obama went to the beach to see the oil spill while wearing "fancy pants." As well as a fancy shirt! Is Obama's fancy gay wardrobe killing our manly shoreline? [Media Matters]

Fleshbot's Summer TV Guide: Sexy TV To Watch Without Your Pants [Fleshbot - NSFW]

Avatar and Titanic director James Cameron is shocked that the "morons" at BP rejected his offer to show them how to solve the oil spill. He directed a movie about a maritime crisis, once, why wouldn't they want his wisdom?

We're so thrilled to have Brooklyn Brewery as a sponsor of the 2010 Webutante Ball that we made this promo featuring the thirty cases of beer they donated, and the task of getting them from the brewery to the party.