The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal are locked in a mortal newspaper war that will determine the future of American journalism, etc, etc. Haha, but seriously they are arguing over marketing slogans, now.

The NYT found out that the WSJ had apparently ripped off its slogan, "Not Just Wall Street. Every Street" for some ad. Which is really fucked up because, hello, the whole reason they made up that slogan was to make the WSJ look bad! Way to rain on the marketing parade, WSJ! As a consequence, the NYT's lawyer has just fired off the following cease and desist letter. Can you feel the warrior spirit in the air? Feel it!