TONIGHT: Highlights for the night include a new episode of Friday Night Lights and Judd Apatow and Andrew Sullivan are guests on Real Time with Bill Maher. Or, perhaps I can interest you in Say Yes to the Dress?

Gossip Girl pretty boy Chace Crawford was arrested last night in Plano, Texas for misdemeanor marijuana possession at a place called Ringo's Pub. (Sadly, not a gay bar.) He had "one unlit joint," according to TMZ. Here's his crabby mugshot.

Martha, along with Chevy Chase and his wife Jayni, cooked up some lentil burgers this morning. However, Chevy wasn't exactly looking forward to consuming them, which he not-so-kindly told Martha. But all was made well when Chevy promised to strip.

Jesus Christmas. The principal of a Prescott, AZ elementary school has ordered that a mural — depicting current students at his school — have the skin tones lightened, after a series of racial slurs were hurled at the painters.

Congratulations to semicarbazone for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kelly Ripa gets ripped on live TV, Fox and Friends attack Obama's choice of clothing, Miley Cyrus works a faux-lesbian kiss into a performance, and Justin Bieber fever takes over The Today Show.

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Soccer players are sexy. It's the constant running and propensity to rip off their shirts after scoring, I guess. Rather than take a look at the U.S. team's chances at the World Cup, let's just take a look at them.

The mortuary that was supposed to bury Gary Coleman this weekend tells TMZ the service is off. His ex-wife says it's because she's squabbling with his parents—the ones who squandered his childhood earnings—over the burial site.

A lot of us have thought about pimping our house with secret tunnels and doorways, but constructing 950 doors to nowhere? Get the ins and outs of covert passageways throughout the ages from last night's episode of Modern Marvels.

Meet the 8,074 New York Transit Workers Who Earn More Than $100,000

We've seen a Brazilian "Bad Romance" baby, a booty-bouncing "Poker Face" baby, and a tween male "Paparazzi" baby. Babies, they just can't help themselves from soiling their diapers, crying, burping, and painting their faces and impersonating Lady Gaga.

The Mall Cops took on the greatest evil of our time: Twilight fans. Observe as one poor officer attempts to help some Twihards find their lost car in an orderly fashion, and is instead greeted with shrieks and incoherent rambling.

Don't confuse this edition of Real World: New Orleans with it's predecessor from ten years ago. This booze-filled season of MTV's pioneer reality show looks like MTV's Spring Break combined with an episode of Intervention. Watch and judge for yourself.

Christina Hendricks won Esquire's "best-looking woman in America" poll, thereby landing on May's cover. But now Esquire's editor says Scarlett Johansson "completely screwed" the mag by refusing that cover. Did the arbiter of female attractiveness lie about America's loveliest lady?

The Internet is full of parody videos of Lady Gaga's "Telephone," but there wasn't one starring a baby. Until now! Watch as this diva-in-training galavants around with a gaggle of dancers—and even her own similarly aged love interest.

Is it funny because of how he's dancing, because she looks like she's getting her diaper changed, or what happens in the end? If you answered all of the above then you're correct.

"Friday Funbags," is a "Kade Style" spotlight and ratings breakdown on a particular female that is happening in "The Biz" this week. This week, Arthur takes a look at Ali Fedotowski, better known as The Bachelorette.

[Robert Pattinson impersonates an old-timey circus laborer on the set of 'Water for Elephants.' Image via X-17 Agency.]

Raise your glass, because on the season finale of The Real Housewives of NYC, Countess LuAnn finally debuted her new hot mess of a single, "Money Can't Buy You Class." Elegance may be learned, but so are lip-syncing skills, LuAnn.