BP says 6,000 barrels of oil were retrieved in 24 hours—roughly a third of the daily leakage.

A TripAdvisor survey found that Britons, followed by Germans and stinking Americans, are the biggest fashion offenders when visiting Europe. 36 percent of Britons polled said they dress "more adventurously" while on holiday. Italians are the best dressed. [Telegraph, pic]

There may be a sinister reason behind President Obama's ambivalence toward the oil spill: He is the anti-Christ and the Gulf disaster is the closing act in his quest for your soul. The Rapture draws nigh!

This animated athletic event will always be remembered for it's most ruthless racer and his dog. Dastardly and Muttley made Wacky Races unforgettable. Check out the shows many incarnations from 1968's first episode to a real-life competition on the racetrack!

Miley Cyrus' Lesbian Kiss may destroy her career. Heidi and Spencer may have been destroyed by not having money. Kristen Stewart will prevent her "Fame = Rape" comments from destroying her. Saturday's Gossip Round up is apocalyptic.

The Irish aid ship MV Rachel Corrie was boarded by the Israeli navy today, with no violence reported. The White House called the blockade "unsustainable," while Israel said it won't stand for "an Iranian port in Gaza." [Reuters]

Between SNL and 30 Rock, Tracy Morgan developed a raunchy stand-up act. In this clip he discusses some things that make married life a little more difficult.

[One of the "Raging Grannies" who protested Facebook's privacy policies in Palo Alto today took a very analog stance on a digital issue. Image via Getty]

At long last, President Obama showed some frustration today about BP and the oil spill.

A lot of people had suggestions for what should appear on the banner headed to Rush Limbaugh's wedding tomorrow. We've chosen a winner. But we're not revealing it until tomorrow. Until then, here are some that didn't make it.

The Journal has responded to the cease-and-desist it received from the Times earlier this week.

[Kate Gosselin in New York; image via Splash]

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Today, Rachael had the chance to interview two different handsome men and got all giddy about it at certain moments. Some comments seemed to make Dwayne Johnson feel awkward—especially the last statement regarding naked photo shoots.

Royal Pains returned last night with the HankMed crew providing help to the sick and needy. The episode launched some interesting storylines: Marcia Gay Harden as Jill's overbearing boss, Divya's engagement status and the return of Evan and Hank's father.

Today The Doctors brought a truly revolutionary product to the daytime television masses. Ladies and... ladies, here is: the Brajama, a pajama with a built-in bra for when you feel like you need a little more support during your shut-eye.

Hottie banker Debrahlee Lorenzana, who says Citigroup fired her for being too hot, really was quite hot, reports the New York Daily News, which joins the scandal of Debrahlee's hotness with eyewitness testimony. And another gallery of sexy pictures.

Jane Lynch returns to Party Down tonight, The Life and Times of Tim has been canceled, awful Lost tattoos, and Bradley Cooper's very special entrance down the red carpet to The A Team's LA premiere.

Apparently, Mark Twain had strict guidelines about when he wanted his autobiography to be published. When Craig Ferguson discovered that no one could publish his book for a hundred years, only one reason seemed logical; Twain was a baby hater.

Watch Shepard Smith mourn the loss of Miss Ellie, the Chinese crested hairless dog Animal Planet named "The World's Ugliest Dog" in 2009. Does this mean that Shep has a sensitive side? Maybe not.