Once again Brian Moylan has provided me with some questions about last night's Housewives, the big old grand finale for the season. (Until the reunion.) Come remember with us, won't you?

Turns out that state Senator Jakie Knotts calling SC gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley a "Raghead" was a joke! "My ‘raghead' comments about Obama and Haley were intended in jest," Knotts said. Hey, The Daily Show, we've found your new correspondent.

This is recently uncovered footage of Mrs. Featherbottom herself candidly proclaiming the exact reasons why a show as brilliant as Arrested Development didn't last as long as it was supposed to.

New York Post media man Keith Kelly crunches the numbers for the American version of British tabloid OK!. It's lost $175.7 million in four years of existence. That's $787,000 an issue. Even the ! in the title is sad.

With the pact to drink whenever they called each other sweetie, Andy and Kelly were quite entertaining. Dancing, cheers, and awkward talk of belly buttons ensued.

Good ol' Miley Cyrus performed overseas last night on Britain's Got Talent. What's more shocking than the awkward faux kiss she incorporated into her dance routine was how absolutely terrible her performance was.

Two Washington Examiner reporters set up Grindr—the iPhone app that "connects" gay men based on proximity—traveled to the Capitol, White House, and Pentagon. Where were men looking for men the most? In the press corp, naturally.

You now have until 1pm to get your submissions in for Rush Limbaugh's wedding banner.

Today's summer concert series featured Justin Bieber and wild, crazy pre-teen girls seem to completely surround 30 Rock. For some ungodly reason the, show held interviews with Jonah Hill, Elisabeth Moss, and NHL's Vice President outside among the screaming tweens.

The cover of yesterday's British newspaper Times & Citizen never bothered to replace the filler text for its main feature story headline. We know things are rough out there, but here's what happens when you let the copy editors go.

You know those legends about pocket Bibles stopping bullets and saving soldiers' lives? We should all abandon Jesus and worship at an altar of rubberized gardening clogs, because Crocs just saved a three-year-old boy from death by electrocution.

Florida's panhandle is the latest victim of BP's oil spill.

Russell Brand stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's NBA Game Night live show and discussed basketball and LeBron James. The only problem? He's not really what you'd call a "fan" of the sport.

Diana Taylor, Bloomberg's girlfriend and Citigroup board member, was approached by Republicans to run against Kirsten Gillibrand for senator: "If she wants it, she has a political future." She'll most likely wait until Mike is done as mayor. [NYT, Getty]

They've just found their Hawkeye, so it's just about time to go avengin'. Also today: investigating the mystery of Malin Akerman, some good news about Carrie Fisher, I Love You Phillip Morris is never coming out, and Brett Ratner. Ugh.

Unsuspecting bathroom patrons enter a seemingly normal porta-potty only to find themselves in unfamiliar territory upon exiting.

Today is National Doughnut Day, an actual real holiday created by the Salvation Army 72 years ago to honor the women who served doughnuts to soldiers during WW1. To celebrate, stores all over the country are giving away free doughnuts!

We knew it was only a matter of time until we saw the oil's damage to our wildlife due to the major oil spill down South. Now that those images are here, it's more devastating than one could've imagined.

The official North Korean news agency KCNA has announced the development of a new drink that is loaded with all-natural "microelements" that can reproduce brain cells and halt skin aging. Added bonus: "The drink has no side-effect."

Is this Gwyneth Paltrow's audition tape for the Food Network? Or is she just showing off? In any case, learn a pretty excellent mexican dinner from the Academy Award winning actress, now in both adult and kid friendly versions!