Mall Cops: Twihards Are Confusing 712 Eleni Crush 06/04/10 02:37PM Filed to: Mall cops Mall cops TV Video The Mall Cops took on the greatest evil of our time: Twilight fans. Observe as one poor officer attempts to help some Twihards find their lost car in an orderly fashion, and is instead greeted with shrieks and incoherent rambling.