With Lucy Liu as Regis's guest co-host, we heard her name over and over. Apparently Regis loves her name, and can't refrain from saying it as often as possible.

Will Barack Obama fire Stanley McChrystal after the general talked shit about everyone to Rolling Stone? Press secretary Robert Gibbs was pretty mum about this in today's briefing! Obama is "angry," though. Isn't that all people really want to hear?

Behold! This teeny-tiny roe deer's mother died in a car crash, but moments after mama's death, little baby Bambi struggled out of the womb and survived. It'd be creepy as hell if the result weren't so adorable. [Daily Mail] Updated!

We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into when we asked for your subway horror stories. Here are some of the grossest things we've ever heard, and the winner of our sick little contest.

Just take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you'll be entered to win a $150 gift certificate to Dell. Then you can throw out that ancient keyboard/mouse combo your parents bought you for college. [Rules]

During the '60s—bored while working on The Jack Paar Show—Frank Oz, Jim Henson and others, painted some of the building's pipes. Watch as Oz strolls down memory lane and discusses the inspiration behind The Muppets.

Ever wonder how Tyler PerryM= "Winston Jerome" became so successful? He has a formula, as described by the lovable characters of The Boondocks. It all makes sense now. Praise Jesus!

Although two robbers on a motorcycle have a sword to defend themselves, these Chinese townspeople come to a victim's defense with all sorts of makeshift street tactics.

Facebook's privacy rollbacks may have pissed off users, but the bottom line has been just fine. That may yet change. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has acknowledged that the social network's rapid growth has finally slowed.

Today The View discussed Janeane Garofalo's comment that President Obama's call for prayer during his speech was "anti-intellectual." Behar argues the distinction between logic and faith, but Hasselbeck is offended by such "discrimination" and yells at Behar for her "bigotry."

On last night's excursion to the dark, leafy psychological mania of suburban New Jersey, we witnessed a shift. A change in temperature, in barometric pressure. Winds slowed and curdled, skies turned the sickly green of tornadoes. The show is different.

A federal judge has lifted the Obama administration's six-month moratorium on deepwater drilling.

Rolling Stone has published its big Stanley McChrystal "insubordination" piece online now, and he just trashes Barack Obama throughout the whole thing! Well, not really. There's a bigger thing getting trashed here called "the War in Afghanistan."

Last night, True Beauty contestants had to model various foods. David peeled his banana, Craig had a crotch full of crabs, and Erika's bosom got creamed. While the food was fresh, the contestants souls were slowly decomposing.

Amazon.com cut its Kindle price by $70 to $190, and Barnes & Noble did likewise with the Nook. This is no doubt to fend off Apple's fast-selling iPad, but should also keep people buying those high-margin $15 e-books. Clever.

Fans of Greg the Bunny were excited to tune into MTV's Warren the Ape last night to see the former's lead character back in action. Unfortunately, Warren's awful deeds led the squeaky-clean Greg down a path to ass-rape and jail.

In your tender Tuesday media column: Gourmet "returns," Mr. Magazine turns 25, editors bitch and moan about their slave wages and awful jobs, and ABC News knows what you're thinking, and it's not true.

[On tour with the adults she pays to put up with her her band The Pretty Reckless, teen starlet Taylor Momsen finally circles back to New York, and lets her badass rockstar flag fly. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Times Square fixture the Naked Cowboy sent a cease-and-desist letter to Sandy Kane, the bawdy stripper who unleashes her shtick on tourists daily as the Naked Cowgirl. He wants her to sign a franchise agreement. Say what?

BP's in-house magazine BP Planet is putting a positive spin on the oil spill: "Much of the region's businesses—particularly the hotels—have been prospering because so many people have come here" to clean up BP's mess. Thanks, BP!