Stephen showcases the best way to ruin a job interview and is not subtle at all about why he wants to be an astronaut.

Education: what is it for? Education exists to get you a job, and to give educators a job. Money is the root of education. So grade inflation, rich-kid perks, and dumbing down of grad schools are justified. For money!

When Albie is told by his school that he should not become a lawyer because of his learning disability, Caroline turns on her mean mama side—which is quite motivating. Plus, your weekly dose of "crazy" from Danielle.

Jennifer Wilbanks—who in 2005 ditched her wedding, blamed an imaginary Hispanic rapist for her cold feet, and unsuccessfully tried to sue her ex for talking about her—is unemployed and knee-deep in credit card debt.

A month after the Floridian rendezvous with his Argentinian sexpot, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford recently took off again, mysteriously, refusing to tell anyone in the lieutenant governor's office. Why not just resign?

Day two of Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. The answer to today's question, inside.

In the new trailer for this January's adaptation of the comic book The Green Hornet, Seth Rogen cracks jokes, plays off a stoic sidekick, and blows stuff up. We have seen this movie so many times before.

RJ auditions for the school play—a West Side Story-meets-Twilight mash-up—to get closer to Jenny. RJ is known to have a giant ...muscle, and during the climactic kiss his beastly member unleashes upon the audience. Hilarious humiliation after link.

Sure, taking all the shit out of your refrigerator, shelves included, is a lot of work for a joke. But jumping out of it and throwing a pie in your roommates face makes it so, so worth it.

Louisiana rapper Lil Boosie—who's already serving a ten-year jail sentence on drug and gun charges—has now also been hit with a first degree murder charge. Just one murder? Well, maybe not just one.

Want to be like Don Draper? Well, you can't. Since that fact is sad to everyone, why not drown your sorrows in a really classy delicious cocktail?

Lohan's people will probably airbrush the SCRAM out of her nudie pics, but hopefully there will be outtakes. The Bachelor breaks up with his reality TV-anointed wife. Everybody who's anybody is posting Miley Cyrus crotch pictures, now. Tuesday gossip cometh.

This puppy Daschund with ears blowing in the wind just wants to play with his friend...his reflection! Such angst!

The Supreme Court overturned an injunction against planting genetically modified alfalfa seeds made by evil Frankenfood conglomerate Monsanto. The Agriculture Department says the seeds should be approved "in time for next spring's planting." Trust in Monsanto. What could go wrong?

[Tom Cruise leaves the "Good Morning America" show today; image via Splash]

This star lost his lover for dallying on the side. This married actress is carrying on with a former costar via Twitter and another actress really wants to play a vampire. It's no question that she already sucks.

Why does Mike Bloomberg hate Mister Softee?

Forget Bill Cosby, Jello should think about signing this girl on for an endorsement deal, because she sure is excited about eating some chocolate "poo-dang."

With recent high-profile police brutality videos coming out of Seattle and Detroit, the NYPD may have feared it was falling behind. Not to worry! They've just released a video of a cop viciously beating an Iraq War veteran in 2008.

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