West Virginia Senator Robert C. Byrd—92-years-old and the longest-serving member of Congress—has been in a Washington area hospital since last week, where his condition is said to be "serious." [AP]

UK Prime Minister David Cameron sure as hell isn't letting go of the maybe oil-rich Falkland Islands any time soon.

A unique and very violent low-budget Belgian film that is part black comedy and part mockumentary. The story revolves around a sociopath that goes on a killing spree with a documentary crew in tow.

Sarah Palin gave a speech at CSU Stanislau last week. Some journalists watching it didn't think it was very good. Here is a video of them shit-talking Sarah Palin, unaware that a Fox affiliate camera was documenting it all.

A tree branch fell on 33 year-old Karla Riccuitti of Union City, NJ and her baby girl yesterday as they posed for a picture outside Central Park Zoo. 6 month-old Gianna Riccuitti was killed, and her mother was seriously injured as the father looked on.

Toronto police have arrested over 500 people since yesterday morning in connection with G-20 protests that turned violent, with cop cars being burned and businesses in downtown Toronto vandalized.

Mel Gibson is either a hero or a villain. Emma Watson dates an indie rocker. Mena Suvari: Married! Zach Morris: Divorced! The other Randy Jackson: speaking out! Sunday's Gossip Roundup is glitchy, not bitchy.

On Thursday, Belgian police raided Catholic church offices and the tombs of two cardinals searching for evidence in child sex abuse cases against priests in the country. The Vatican is very upset that some priests were treated like average people.

Well, we're still having problems with the site this morning, but we're working on it! The comments are still working so feel free to berate us, and each other, and we'll be back to normal soon. Thanks.

Anjelah talks about those relatives that we all have who, despite their age, pretend to know about technology but routinely butcher it.

America has left the World Cup. Now who do we cheer for? For many, England is the fallback. Sports journalist Zach Dundas—author of the new book The Renegade Sportsman—explores the singular neuroses of an American rooting for England.

As you can see, we're still having problems with the site (but the comments are working!). So for now you can watch this.

Mel Gibson's girlfriend says he beat her. Kristen Stewart is conflicted about the whole "virginal" thing. Gary Coleman penis video: leaked. Justin Bieber's mom is not a Playboy model. Saturday's gossip roundup is showing off its curves.

Paul Nigel Sneddon of Palmerston North, New Zealand, flipped his car. Police found him drinking a beer, his BAC already three times the legal limit. Said his lawyer, "he had nothing else to... so he had another beer." [Reuters]

This is ridiculous. During the second overtime period of today's USA-Ghana World Cup match, a Ghana player "fell," softly and COMPLETELY BY HIMSELF, wouldn't get up (even after the referee insisted), and was carried away ON A GURNEY. Video inside.

Tropical Storm Alex, currently hitting Mexico and Belize, "should have a very minimal effect on the cleanup" in the Gulf, says an oil industry weatherperson.

Obviously, we're cheering for America to win today's match against Ghana because, U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! But in a tiny corner of our red-blooded hearts we know that Ghana—Africa's last hope!—is cosmically favored for a win. What to do?

Despite developing an anti-aging super drink, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is thinking about succession. The Workers' Party of Korea will hold a selection meeting in September and Kim's youngest son, Kim Jong-un, is thought to be next in line.

There is a time in every father's life where he must watch his son become a man. On that special day there is only one experience a father and son can share that will properly signify that delve into manhood.

A bill passed the NY state senate yesterday that would make assault on a taxi driver punishable by up to 25 years in jail.