Mel Gibson's girlfriend says he beat her. Kristen Stewart is conflicted about the whole "virginal" thing. Gary Coleman penis video: leaked. Justin Bieber's mom is not a Playboy model. Saturday's gossip roundup is showing off its curves.

  • Some are reporting that Mel Gibson and his ex, Russian model Oksana Grigorieva just got mutual restraining orders against each other, a few months after their breakup. But others say she's the one restraining him, because he's "beat her up badly" in January. On Monday, TMZ says Oksana got a domestic violence restraining order. She's worried about her and Mel's kid, and that "Mel is so violent, her life is in danger." Innocent until proven guilty and everything but, yeah, this sounds like Mel! [TMZ][TMZ][P6]
  • When E! asked Kristen Stewart if high schoolers could relate to Twilight's virginal themes she said, "Oh my god, definitely." Well then why were she and Robert Pattinson "all over each other" at a private Eclipse party at the Thompson hotel? A source tells E! "They were kissing, nuzzling, holding hands and embracing." Judging from the fact that they were wearing temporary Eclipse tattoos while they were doing this, it's safe to say this was just a publicity stunt. [E!]
  • Are Beyonce and her dad/manater Matthew Knowles on the rocks? Record execs worry that B and her dad will split up because she was so freaked out by his affair with "Scrubs" actress and Alexsandra Wright. (A paternity test showed that Knowles was Wright's baby daddy.) [P6]
  • Scott Disick—Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend started yelling at a neighbor when she complained about his parking job. "You're disgusting," he told her. "I would kill myself if I looked like you… you whale!" Then the cops were called and everyone was able to return to their sad lives. [E!]
  • So, Mallrats actor Jeremy London is still claiming that random dudes kidnapped him after he and his girlfriend got a flat tire and forced him to smoke crack, in order to get him in trouble. But evidence keeps coming out that actually, Jeremy London kidnapped himself and forced himself to smoke crack. For example, the night he was kidnapped, he was spotted at the back of a Palm Springs hotel, wasted and trying to climb a tree. And one of the guys who allegedly "kidnapped him" told Radar that London begged him to get Xanax and ecstasy for him. [Radar]
  • Sofia Coppola and her french musician boyfriend Thomas Mars had their second baby girl today: Cosima. Popeater]
  • The inevitable slew of humiliating, post-mortem Gary Coleman stories has begun. First up: There is apparently footage of Coleman's penis on the internet, taken by this guy who made a documentary called "Midgets vs. Mascots". The guy is now suing a website for $10 million to take the footage down. Too soon! [TMZ]
  • Some random PR guy tweeted that David and Victoria Beckham were breaking up. So, obviously, people believed it and then blogs published it and the Beckhams' publicist had to issue a denial. So, it's not true that the only thing on Twitter these days is the World Cup—it's also sometimes former World Cup athletes. [DailyMail]
  • Hey, pervs: Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Lynn Malette is not posting for Playboy. She was reportedly offered $50,000 to take off her top. This seemed like such a far-fetched story mainly because 1) She is extremely Christian 2) Bieber's handlers would probably give her $50,000 to not pose in Playboy and 3) she's not that good-looking. [Hollyscoop]
  • Real Housewife of New Jersey Caroline Manzo lost 20 pounds using portion control. [NYDN]