Last night, Liz failed the "Inner Beauty" Challenge (again) and ended up in the bottom two. After she's told the truth about the show, she ran off crying during her bad behavior send off montage.

Some marketing minion got paid a lot of money to write a blog entry in the voice of Lourdes "Lola" Leon, Madonna's eldest daughter and her collaborator on fashion line Material Girl. So, what is Lola "for realzzzz" excited about?

It just might be. A British paper is saying the movie franchise is done. Also today: two actors take on a movie together, some good and bad TV news (mostly bad), some directors find work, and some weird music news.

Despite a wee incarceration hiccup, vandalartist Poster Boy's book will reportedly be out in "July/August."

Heteroflexible asscrack-waxer Christopher Hitchens has suspended his Hitch-22 book tour for "personal reasons," coinciding with a shakily sourced report of him "leaving a plane on a stretcher." Hitch, you OK? We emailed, but have yet to hear back. [Politico]

TONIGHT: FX has a big night with the return of Rescue Me and the premiere of Louie. Also, new episodes of Deadliest Catch, My Life on the D List and the 100th episode of the Hills.

Rachael Ray had Jessica Stroup of 90210 play a game called all about Jennie Garth called "How Well Do You Know Your Co-Star?" After the first two questions even Rachel knew that this was too painful to continue with.

Tribune Broadcasting is appointing two new "regional vice presidents for innovation and imagination," and "restructuring...such creative services functions as branding and marketing at its TV outlets." They must really mean business! What does Tribune's memo-from-Mars issuer Lee Abrams say, hmmm?

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Nikki Blonsky performs a strip-tease on Huge, Caroline Manzo and Kim Zolciak find Daniell Staub's lesbianism "offensive," Warren the Ape kidnaps a classroom to teach them how the "real world" works, and Craig Kilborn returns to television.

Sometimes, drugging children pays off. David Devore—whose laughing gas YouTube video went viral—earned his family $150,000 from his fleeting internet fame. The Business Insider breaks down where the money came from, and how the DeVores spent it.

Real Housewives of New Jersey got more immature and crazy than ever at Kim D's fashion show. With the exclusion of Danielle's daughter from the models, and Kim D. spending time with the Manzos, this episode perfectly resembles high school.

The Way We Live Now: Ah, fuck, what happened to the stock market?

Arizona congressional candidate Pamela Gorman is running in a crowded Republican primary. But now she's made a silly ad where she fires various guns, so we can basically call the race. Keep shooting at the word "TAXES," Pam! Video below.

Dame Helen Mirren is a perpetual class act—even while talking about her overnight stay at a brothel (reasearch for her starring role in the brothel-centric movie "Love Ranch") and dismissing "Arthur" co-star Russell Brand's advances.

Conservative activist or news aggregator or whatever he calls himself Andrew Breitbart wants to expose the "Democrat-Media Complex" and will pay a $100,000 bounty to whomever can get him the full archives of the private (mostly) liberal listserve, JournoList.

Last night on The Bachelorette, Ali received a phone call from Justin's girlfriend, who revealed that his stint on the show was a publicity stunt for his wrestling career. Watch Justin attempt to escape after Ali confronts him. Videos inside.

Trying to reach first on an infield single, this girl gets clocked in the head with an errant throw from across the diamond. As coach would always say, walk it off.

Earlier we heard that masturbating pageant queen and anti-gay marriage activist Carrie Prejean is doing what so many cannot: marrying in California. Now we know the date (Friday!) and location (San Diego's Grand Del Mar hotel). Many blessings, Carrie!

VF's Juli Weiner exposes the harrowing backstory of Politico's Journalism Thing of the Year.