TONIGHT: FX has a big night with the return of Rescue Me and the premiere of Louie. Also, new episodes of Deadliest Catch, My Life on the D List and the 100th episode of the Hills.

8:00 PM

Hell's Kitchen Chef Ramsay yells at a patron and then punishes the contestants. I think I've seen this episode before. (FOX)
Losing It with Jillian While helping a family with health and financial problems, Jillian begins to scream at them and won't stop until the commercial break. (NBC)
Wipeout Giant soccer balls and something called the "Trampoline Sweeper" lie in store for people who really want to get dropped into mud. (ABC)

9:00 PM

Deadliest Catch Capt. Harris remains critically ill. (DSC)
Downfall More silliness from the ABC game show department as prizes get dropped off the top of a building as someone answers inane trivia. (ABC)
America's Got Talent Preliminary auditions keep going and going. Ugh. (NBC)

10:00 PM

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List Kathy travels to Alaska for a show and to hang with Levi Johnston. (BRAVO)
Memphis Beat Dwight struggles with his mother's boyfriend and his ex-wife's mixed signals. (TNT)
Rescue Me Tommy survives his shooting with memories from an afterlife that spooks him (FX)
The Hills On the show's 100th episode, Brody is jealous when Kristin hooks up with a bartender and Audrina fights against her attraction to Justin. Oh how far we've come. (MTV)

10:30 PM

The City Whitney and Roxy fight after Roxy dresses someone in Whitney's clothes. (MTV)

11:00 PM

Louie Louie C.K.'s FX show premieres with back to back episodes about his life as a single dad struggling with everything.
Double Exposure A secret admirer makes a move for Indrani. (BRAVO)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Helen Mirren (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Mayor Julian Castro (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kevin James, Nikki Reed, The-Dream (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Salma Hayek Pinault, Charlie Bewley, Booboo Stewart (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Bryce Dallas Howard, Brad Wollack, John Caparulo, Christina Pazsitzky (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Betty White, Jarod Miller, Macy Gray (NBC, repeat)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Matthew Fox, Jane Lynch, Ray Wylie Hubbard (NBC, repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Dolly Parton, Jonathan Alter (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Carl Reiner, Rebecca Mader, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings (CBS)