Al-Qaeda is publishing an English-language magazine. It's called Inspire and it features such articles as "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom" and "What to Expect in Jihad." Want to read some of it?

Hurricane Alex has made landfall in northern Mexico and southern Texas with 105-mile-an-hour winds.

What's with the Minnesota senators at Elena Kagan's Supreme Court confirmation hearings? Al Franken is doodling, and Amy Klobuchar wants Kagan to choose Team Edward or Team Jacob. It's like they think the whole process is a waste of time!

The Real World returned (to New Orleans!) tonight for its latest season. The premiere introduced us to the cast, including Ryan, a hairdresser from Arizona who wears a "purity ring" and doesn't like when his masculinity is questioned. Video inside.

Sixth Sense director M. Night Shyamalan has a new movie out. It's called The Last Airbender; it is apparently based on some kind of cartoon; and it really, truly sucks. Like, "4 per cent 'fresh' on Rotten Tomatoes" sucks.

Yes, people—even me, sometimes—enjoy making fun of Larry King. But tonight, David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 List—"Reasons Larry King Is Retiring"—was uncharacteristically harsh toward King, with multiple personal jabs at the sexxxy broadcaster. Video inside.

[Former boxer Mike Tyson, who is just a weird, sad dude, wore a traditional Kazakh costume to the Astana International Action Film Festival in Kazakhstan, where he presented Tyson. Yeah, I don't really know, either. Pic via AP]

Tonight's Daily Show was chock-full of World Cup talk. First, Jon Stewart recapped the last few days of competition. Then, correspondent John Hodgman channeled Glenn Beck and talked about how soccer can "fix" itself to last in America. Videos inside.

Bee populations in the U.S. declined almost 30 per cent last year. Why? Some researchers think it's because cell phone radiation disturbs their navigational abilities (Update: Not everyone agrees!). Bee holocaust: There's an app for that.

From the 1930s until the 2000s, waterboarding was described as "torture" by The New York Times 81.5 percent of the time. But during the 2000s, it was described as "torture" only 1.4 per cent of the time. Wonder what happened!

Portland police have re-opened their investigation into the alleged sexual assault of masseuse Molly Hagerty by Vice President Al Gore.

It turns out the most important rule of parenting in Katt Williams' household comes from the oldest industry in the world.

Pentagon-backed scientists have developed a paper-thin robot that can fold itself into any shape, like a plane, or a boat. Probably it will eventually rise up and kill us all, but until then, origami will be much easier. [Wired]

The mania for Apple's newest gadgets isn't confined to frighteningly obsessive consumers; filmmakers are now touting movies about, shot through and even edited on iPads and new iPhones. This gimmick content isn't nearly as bad as you might think.

It's been pretty hot out lately, so you'd probably like to try something cool, wouldn't you? Well, how about live-blogging Top Chef with us? That's cool! It's more interesting than sticking your head in a freezer, anyway.

Michael, Michael and David are feeling a little run down and decide to take a Yoga class to cure what ails them. Let's just hope nobody dies in the process. Awesome pre-fame appearance by Bradley Cooper.

[Not everyone who turned up to watch the Wimbledon tennis matches from nearby Henman Hill was having a great time today. Image via Getty]

Carlos Aponte traveled all the way from Puerto Rico to audition for America's Got Talent. Judging from his demeanor in his pre-performance segment, one assumed the awkward, shy man would deliver a predictably awful performance.

One in five teenage users has "Facebook Fatigue" and plans to quit or cut back on Facebook, says a survey of 600 kids. Others plan to gag themselves "with a spoon" or "totally die" if Mom keeps friending. [Pic via]

New York's Philosopher-Mayor Michael Bloomberg spent the day reflecting on his final, inevitable battle: "The doctor says I will die not from anything they found so far, but some day I will die," he said. [WSJ via NYM]