Lindsay Lohan is having a shitty day. Not only is she in court today for violating her parole, she got served with another lawsuit while she was in the elevator heading back to her hearing.

We know by now that our furry friend Warren isn't the kindest of souls, but last night he outdid himself yet again. Skipping ahead to "step 9" in his recovery program, he visits Seth Green to bury the hatchet.

Mitt Romney needs headlines. It's been so long! And what's more eye-catching than calling a nuclear reduction treaty that the Obama administration negotiated with Russia his "worst foreign policy mistake yet"? Wow! What's the problem, Mitt Romney?

[Anderson Cooper and his "roommate" Benjamin Maisani biked through the West Village this weekend. Maybe he's checking his Grindr? Image via Pacific Coast News]

The Justice Department will officially sue over Arizona's immigration law, as soon as Tuesday.

Comedians Louis CK, Jim Norton, Hannibal Buress, Rick Crom, Nick DiPaolo and Eddie Brill gathered 'round a poker table for Louie's second episode. Are these funnymen friends in real life? How can we get in on their poker game?

Just in time for the demographic shifts that will turn suburbs into America's new slums, the folks in Johnson County, Kansas are planning a National Museum of Suburban History. What do you put in there?

The US Army says it will charge Pfc. Bradley Manning with leaking classified information—specifically, the video of the 2007 Apache helicopter attack in Baghdad that killed a journalist and civilians—to Wikileaks.com. [CNN, Previously]

In the newest episode of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, RJ finally lands a "date" with Jenny. A study date, but a date none the less. Beforehand Miles decides to offer up some advice for the painfully shy RJ.

Daily Profile: Cindy Adams

It's the New York Times new-ish headquarters and the American Institute of Architects has declared it the most unattractive in the city, more so than a T.G.I. Friday's and a Trump tower. Really? We're not so sure about that.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Alvin Greene, the South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate who didn't campaign for his primary win, is feeling the fatigue of a general election. (Even though he still doesn't campaign.) The once media-friendly figure in now just shooing AP reporters away.

The actor and bald person is releasing his scent all over America's face. His musk has been infused into cologne, body wash, and deodorant, and this Thursday you can buy it all. Hopefully it's Moonlighting-era smell, not Color of Night.

Six Israeli Soldiers performed a synchronized dance to Tik Tok by Kesha while on-duty in Hebron and uploaded the video to YouTube. The original video has been removed and the soldiers may face disciplinary action...but not for cheesy dance moves.

Kevin Gray, a priest at Sacred Heart Church in Waterbury, Connecticut, is expected to turn himself in after being charged with siphoning $1.3 million from church coffers to pay for his secret gay lifestyle.

Blowing up a couch while your friend is sitting on it....HILARIOUS. Science is really fun, kids!

These modern students: Can they do anything right? Whether falling behind their grade school classmates, graduating from high school without being able to count out change, or cheating on all their college tests, they're turning out to be major disappointments.

Denis Leary visited Regis & Kelly on Monday to discuss the new season of Rescue Me, but it quickly became an educational segment on the proper way to wear lady-clothes for laughs.

Since you can't wash your dirty iPod, this how-to teaches you the safest and most effective way to clean off your smudges and finger prints.