What Goes in the Museum of Suburban History?
Just in time for the demographic shifts that will turn suburbs into America's new slums, the folks in Johnson County, Kansas are planning a National Museum of Suburban History. What do you put in there?
- White people.
- White picket fences topped with the severed heads of deer that formerly occupied suburban habitats.
- Two cars for every visitor.
- Pavement.
- Better drugs than you can find at the National Museum of Urban History.
- America's last operational Blockbuster Video store.
- A bunch of guys who are way better at Little League baseball than you.
- Not much of anything.