Stephen mustered the courage and video skills to interview the Fighting Effers and prove that, thanks to Fair Use laws, Beer Cat has every right to be as popular as the Downfall meme.

Osteo danger! Fireworks injuries! Sleepy teens! Picky eaters! Ozzy columns! Obese necks! Gifted tests! And hair loss genes that want to render your body uncommonly smooth! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—one-handed, by necessity!

The 30 Rock funnyman has moved into a new Manhattan pad in the west 50s, which had been renting for $15,000/month. It features four bedrooms, private parking and a 1,000 square foot terrace. Hopefully it won't burn down.

America's irresponsible pill-popping step parents on Wall Street are breaking up with the Democrats, for being mean to them. See all of those donations they gave you during the 2008 cycle, Democrats? Well now they're going to Republicans, harumph!

Today at Gawker.TV, Denis Leary in drag, Warren the Ape sleeps with Seth Green's girlfriend (twice), The Soup takes a deeper look at SyFy's Dinocroc Vs. Supergator, RJ Berger dates, and True Beauty makes over their men into ladies.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

The plot to send Canada's kewtie to North Korea is heating up! The online poll (about where Biebs should tour next) now has 500,000 4chan-encouraged votes for the Communist stronghold. A North Korean official has basically said "We'll see."

It's hotter than Jennifer Lopez's career in 1999 outside today and if you don't have air conditioning, you're screwed. City officials have some lame tips for beating the record-breaking heat, but we've got better suggestions. Step in and chill out.

On last night's episode, the girls make Taylor into a pretty, pretty princess! After Amy's tearful meltdown during the challenge, Taylor cheers her up and feeds his desire for attention. Say it with me: MAKEOVER!

The Way We Live Now: plumbing the bubble-less depths of despair. Some people get private islands, other people don't even get an orphanage. But nobody will be getting mail on Saturday. So equality lives.

On today's Live!, Kelly Ripa re-learned to ride a bike for the first time in 30 years. From the music, to Kelly's tears, it was all a bit too emotional for what it was worth.

John McCain continues, comically, to move far to the right on immigration reform, for the noble purpose of winning his own primary. The former champion of creating paths to citizenship for illegal immigrants now just barks "no amnesty," like everyone.

Jeremy Piven Is Still Desperately Clinging to the 'Sushi Defense' [Gawker.TV]

What's more studly than white stallions, diamonds, and tickets to that thing you like? How about unprompted home improvement projects, hot tubs, and swan dives? And glorious pecs. Glorious.

Remember when Jeremy Piven abandoned his Speed-the-Plow role because he'd "eaten too much sushi," got "mercury poisoning" and "almost died?" Well, Piven is STILL clinging to the Sushi Defense™. Inside, video of Piven's unintentionally hilarious new interview with Peter Travers.

CNN's Wolf Blitzer went on celebrity Jeopardy and showcased an epic fail. Watch a video montage of his wrong answers as his debt keeps increasing.

Did you watch the big Bachelor blowdown that aired during the The Bachelorette last night? Bitter exes Jake Pavelka and Vienna Sausages sat on a Loveseat of Awkwardness and dished about their nasty breakup. It was horrible.

The July 25th premiere of the fourth season of Mad Men seems so far away. In the meantime, entertain yourself with this supercut of the series' best sexual propositions. These men never met a skirt they didn't chase.

SyFy's Dinocroc Vs. Supergator recently premiered and The Soup had a field day with it. It's a sequel to a 2007 movie and shares the same CGI death scenes as its predecessor. This time, Brody Jenner gets eaten as well!

In your sizzling Tuesday media column: Michael Hastings has a war book coming, talking about Howie Kurtz is more important than anything, The Upshot finally launches, Clay Shirky says print is dead, and Emily Brill's back in action.