*James Earl Jones Voice* THE. DECISION. HAS. BEEN. MADE. *End James Earl Jones Voice* Moments ago, LeBron James announced live on ESPN that he will sign with the Miami Heat for the upcoming NBA season. Inside, video of James' announcement.

LeBron James announced on his ESPN special that he will be joining the Miami Heat

Before joining Saturday Night Live and focusing on Digital Shorts, Andy Samberg tried his hand at stand-up comedy. Here, he discusses two-way mirrors, parental secrets, and the nation of Chad.

Ponzi schemer Ken Starr scammed celebrities and spent the money on his stripper wife. Now he claims Martin Scorsese owes him $600,000 in unpaid fees. You didn't expect Starr to scam you for free, did you, Scorsese? [The Wrap]

Oakland residents were bracing themselves tonight for riots, should white former transit police officer Johannes Mehserle be cleared of shooting an unarmed black man in 2009. Tonight, Mehserle was convicted of involuntary manslaughter by an LA jury.

[Artist Tony Tasset unveiled this alien-like sculpture of a giant eyeball in a Chicago park. Godzilla has already challenged it to a fight in the World Cup for Monsters. Image via Getty]

Remember Jon Gosselin's Ed Hardy-esque dragon tattoo? He reportedly misspelled his girlfriend's name in it. And check out Brody Jenner's "Avril" tattoo, in honor of his favorite month to visit Paris. Just kidding! It's in honor of girlfriend Avril Lavigne.

Officials in the Republic of Georgia claim that Antisa Khvichava turned 130 today, making her the world's oldest person. She was born on July 8, 1880, but her birth certificate was lost. A 114-year-old Frenchman currently holds the title.

The folks at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal imagine what happens when people have had enough of the vile and decrepit place the internet has become. Then, they show the Internet striking back.

Remember when the only males you'd see on a competitive cheerleading squad were the ones holding up the girls as they did their acrobatic flips/tumbles/whatevers? Not anymore! This guy is here, he's got no fear, and he's ready to ~*~DANCE~*~!

Finally, some Lindsay Lohan news! (Kind of.) An out of place middle-aged man has been identified in photos from Lohan's New Year's Eve trip to St. Barth's: Jeff Greene, weird billionaire Democratic Senate candidate from Florida!

Some of you people don't just comment on specific posts. Sometimes you comment in #tips, and sometimes those comments are amazing mysteries. Like the commenter who posted this picture of Joe "You Lie!" Wilson and departed soulster James Brown.

After a brief vacation from his usual craziness, Glenn Beck really delivered this afternoon. In a segment discussing journalistic integrity, Beck channeled his inner Lindsay Lohan—fingernail messages and all—to take a shot at MSNBC. Video inside.

Remember last fall when celebrity chef Todd English left his fiancee Erica Wang at the altar and she later turned herself in on abuse charges? That was fun. Now English is finally talking about it.

A large fire has broken out in a building at the corner of Houston Street and Avenue A in downtown Manhattan. Pic: joshspear Update: Looks like it's out!

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Mel Gibson allegedly ranted against "wetbacks" on tape. Previous tirades include the N-word and anti-Semitism. Wouldn't it be nice if you could read every terrible thing Gibson has said, all in one place? Look no further. Updated with more quotes!

Illinois hair crook Rod Blagojevich's hatred of the Chicago Tribune is well known—he even urged Tribune boss Sam Zell to fire the editorial page editor. But did you know Blago's wife hates the press even more than he does?

Leonard Nemoy recounts how William Shatner hated his awesome bike and would torment the actor by hiding it all over the sound stage. Here's the real question—why not just use the teleporter?

Martin Starr played the best TV nerd on Party Down, Skeet Ulrich on Law & Order: LA, who's not coming to Comic Con, and the Emmy nominations are out! Conan's Tonight Show is in, Jay Leno's been snubbed. Finally, justice!