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CONGRATS to H. Jon Benjamin for his #emmy nom for #Archer! After he wins, Lana is going to shoot him in the foot & take it. @codenameduchessThu Jul 08 18:16:54 via web

Aisha Tyler
aishatyler


Your friendly neighborhood reminder that Archer is awesome. And should have been nominated for every award humanly possible, because it's that good.

Keeping it real moment # 1: My Dad's (awesome) German wife asked me if the Emmy's are for TV or Theater.Thu Jul 08 18:48:49 via Echofon

Jesse Tyler Ferguson
jessetyler


[German] Parents just don't understand.

Congrats to my staff on 4 Emmy nominations. This bodes well for the future of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.Thu Jul 08 16:14:59 via web

Conan O'Brien
ConanOBrien


Revenge is a dish best served in four Emmy nominations. And none for Jay Leno. BYE.

@mindykaling CONGRATS! Also, if you need someone to watch you at the Emmys at home for you, you've got my cell, right?Thu Jul 08 20:33:36 via Twitter for iPhone

Donald Glover
MrDonaldGlover


Poor Community. Not even a shout out for The Paintball Episode! Talk about injustice!

, "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."Wed Jul 07 23:09:56 via web

Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan


And in Will-Never-Be-Nominated-For-Anything-Except-Prison-Princess news, let me say this:
Dear Lindsay,

Please shut up and go to jail. Nobody cares about you anymore. Stop doing coke and bleaching your hair. You look like the hooker from Breaking Bad.

Love, America.