Did you like Inception? Especially the booming score? Do you like having your mind totally blown? Then you will enjoy watching this one-minute explanatory video about exactly how awesome the movie was. You just got incepted. [Via]

[A 350-foot-long replacement for the Willis Avenue bridge, which connects Manhattan to the Bronx, is floated up the East River on a barge today. Image via AP]

While waiting for the bus these two friends discover the true creepy/annoyingness of the one and only Teleporting Fat Guy! He uses his power glove to teleport around the globe and foil his arch nemesis Burt Reynolds!

A skanky mannequin has been discovered in the San Francisco headquarters of Yelp. The doll is supposed to represent a Yelp user, but she also makes the perfect mascot for the self-consciously trashy local ratings site itself.

TONIGHT: The Bachelorette faces her rejects in a reunion show, The Daily Show and Colbert Report are back, Real Housewives continue their insanity, Warren the Ape dates an "it girl" still in rehab, and Bill O'Reilly hits the Tonight Show.

After a special in The New York Times, Morning Joe responded to Snooki's father's questions about his daughter's popularity by running photos of Snooki with Nas' "It Ain't Hard to Tell" in the background.

Today we put our heads in our hands and read the news that Barack Obama will guest on The View this week. One commenter used their Dead Zone-esque prognosticating powers to reveal what horrible events will unfold at the taping.

La Lohan's August release date can't come soon enough for the company that keeps her family orange. The tanning salon's planning a rally for tomorrow. Fake bakers unite!

Alvin Greene, joke Senate candidate, has gotten more media coverage than all other 2010 candidates.

Did you know it's Monday? And that Mondays suck? Even for celebrities!! Even though their jobs don't exactly adhere to the typical 9-5 schedule us normal folk have, they complain about it none the less. Bring on the b*tching.

This video maestro teaches us how to hack old Nintendo cartridges. Davis does so for the sake of art, mostly datamoshing. He talks about the technical and political aspects of doing this, which creates interesting proprietary issues for an artist.

Riding a Brooklyn-bound 4 train, amateur photographer Kate Black noticed a man "pitching a tent" and "thrusting his hips" in ladies' faces. Thinking quickly, Kate photographed him, then declared a jihad against the pervert on her Flickr page.

Tainted milk is so last season. The latest Chinese product recall is a magazine. After a GQ story about spoiled twenty-somethings drew lawsuits and questions about journalistic ethics, the mag yanked issues from the shelves. Business Insider explains why.

AT&T is refusing to say how many iPad 3G customers had their private information compromised in a security breach last month. So much for the company's promise to "shed some more light" on the situation.

This video of every single cigarette smoked on the Mad Men series—literally—will either have you totally revolted or itching for a fix. Either way, these ad men sure go through a lot of smokes!

A man from New Zealand attempts to regain the world record from China for Tightest Parallel Park. He successfully wins it back by breaking a 32cm gap, and goes even further to make it a 27cm gap.

Last night, Wikileaks—which is not a classic professional media organization!—got one of the biggest scoops of the year with its trove of documents on the Afghanistan war. The day-later meta-media insta-reaction: "That's not such a scoop, meh."

Paul Rudd and Halle Berry will lend their voices to The Simpsons, Barack Obama makes a little time for The View, Liam Nesson signs onto The Big C, and Alfred Molina will star in Law & Order: Los Angeles.

Michelle Obama is bored and so she will spend a few days in Spain, with one of the children — during Barack Obama's birthday! Now he'll just have a slumber party with Biden. And a $1.5 million fundraiser. [Image: AP]

They're doing it. Family values will forever be destroyed. Also today: Daniel Craig will be Dragon Tattooing, the Avengers movie might have its Wasp (it's not Joan Allen), and Julie Taymor will go big or go home in Venice.