TONIGHT: The Bachelorette faces her rejects in a reunion show, The Daily Show and Colbert Report are back, Real Housewives continue their insanity, Warren the Ape dates an "it girl" still in rehab, and Bill O'Reilly hits the Tonight Show.

8:00 PM

The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All 17 Bachelorette rejects unite for the camera to talk about the season. Justin, the wrestler with a girlfriend, isn't present—but the rest of them will be! Cue the drama! (ABC)
Kid in a Candy Store Two back-to-back episodes of this will delve into the world of desserts; including hand-painted caramel apples, tattoo-inspired cakes, art made out of Peeps. (Food Network)
Secret Life of the American Teenager Michael Imperioli guest stars as Adrian's ob-gyn. When is Bristol Palin coming back? (ABC Family)

9:00 PM

Huge It's movie night on Huge, and if their film of choice isn't Heavyweights, then I guess there's no real reason to tune in. (ABC Family)
Cake Boss A retro-themed cake is requested by an 80's tribute band; they make a KEYTAR-shaped cake. Could there be anything more perfect than that? (TLC)
Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County Produced and directed by Alexandra Pelosi, the film revolves around homeless kids that live in motels with their parents while still attending school. (HBO)
You're Cut Off The show about girls who are spoiled out of their minds comes to a close tonight. They must prove to their families that they are mature enough to return home. So, uh, what's the prize here? (Vh1)
The Closer Kyra Segwick proves why she's nominated for Best Actress in a Drama Emmy in tonight's episode, featuring an alleged suicide and a nasty child custody fight: a dying man is battling his ex-wife, who's a meth addict. FUN TIMES! (TNT)
The Good Guys Dan goes undercover to nab mobsters and inadvertently inspires a pair of new criminals who are much more dangerous. (Fox)
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory (9:30) Rob competes in the Grilled Cheese Invitational in Los Angeles. Hand me a lactaid pill (or 10) and that sounds like a dream come true. (MTV)

10:00 PM

Real Housewives of New Jersey It's Teresa and Joe's 10th anniversary, and they go out to celebrate. Shouldn't they be pinching pennies with the whole "auctioning off the family valuables" thing going on? (Bravo)
Rizzoli & Isles If you like Sex and the City, guns, murder, and bloody mary's—this show is for you! (TNT)
Turmoil & Triumph: The George Shultz Years The conclusion of this PBS series is tonight, where former secretary of state George Shultz recalls the 1986 Reykjavik summit. (PBS)
The Hard Times of RJ Berger RJ's parents are out of town (score!) but they hire a babysitter for the weekend (boo!) Miles throws a party for the nerdy kids, though, which goes out of control. (MTV)
Warren the Ape (10:30) Are you watching this show yet? Tonight, Warren tries to get back into the spotlight by dating a celebrity "it girl," but finds that he must break her out of rehab first. (MTV)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: William Rosen (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Hephzibah Anderson (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Johnny Knoxville, Amanda Crew, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Selena Gomez, Wilmer Valderrama, Rob Schneider (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Arsenio Hall, Chris Franjola, Christina Pazsitzky, Ross Mathews (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Bill O'Reilly, Adam Shankman, Lyle Lovett (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Kevin Kline, Chace Crawford, Hanson (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Denis Leary, Albert Pujols, Jimmy Webb(CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Steve Carell, She & Him (CBS)