Here's a trailer for Let Me In the American remake of the Swedish child-vampire flick Let the Right One In by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves. Everyone loved the original—how does the new one look?

It's official: Tony Hayward will step down as BP CEO on October 1. His replacement will be Robert Dudley.

The Hubble has spotted a "hypervelocity star" (known as HE 0437-5439) ditching the Milky Way at 1.6 million miles an hour. It's not headed toward earth, which is a relief, because what the hell could you do about it? [CBS]

If you're not totally stoned at this hour then you might not know the TV show Adventure Time exists yet. But if you're a fan of the internet in general, you should appreciate this nod to the Double Rainbow.

As though yesterday's leaked military documents didn't paint a bleak enough picture of our Afghanistan adventure, meet the stoner cops of the Arghandab province—members of an Afghan police force receiving a $27 billion international investment.

Visiting Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, Bill O'Reilly talked about going to a Yankees game with Glenn Beck and Geraldo. Apparently, it takes more than those two titans of talk to take Bill out to the ball game.

Can you believe we still live in a world where people get away with downloading all sorts of media, from movies to music? What happens when a man attempts to sell a sacred combination of both? Answers after the jump.

[Anyone in Scotland need a cheap sign? Pic via Reddit.]

The titanic Giudice auction has just been exposed, so it's funny that tonight's RHONJ chronicled Teresa and Joe's fancy 10th anniversary helicopter ride and Teresa's new massive diamond. In other news, Albie got a haircut and Danielle's daughter was cute.

Wall Street director Oliver Stone placed his foot directly in his mouth over the weekend while talking with the "Any Given" Sunday Times of London, complaining that "Jewish domination of the media" meant that people ignored German atrocities against Russia.

After another summer break, the Daily Show came back to address the biggest story of their absence, the Shirley Sherrod debacle. Video inside.

They had uniforms and cheerleaders, diamonds and $551 of ingredients-but did they have what it takes to win the 1st 8th Annual Grilled Cheese Invitational? Like Rob says, "it's not just about lookin' good, it's about cookin' good."

The Daily Show returned from hiatus tonight and Jon Stewart addressed the change in facial hair almost immediately. He began the show by poking fun of himself before the internet could, saying, "You may be asking, why is Jon Stewart's evil cousin 'Wario' hosting the show?" Good question!

BP CEO Tony Hayward will earn £600,000 (about $930,000) annually after stepping down in October as part of his pension plan. Yeah, I wish I majored in geology, too. [BBC]

Tonight, HBO premiered Alexandra Pelosi's harrowing Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County. In this clip, some of the children search for toys in a dumpster after another family is evicted from the motel.

Matt Garza of the Tampa Bay Rays just pitched a no-hitter against the Detroit Tigers.

An 80's cover band commissioned Cake Boss' Buddy Valastro to make a cake that was representative of the decade. The following clips show the step-by-step process that employees of Carlo's Bake Shop took to make it.

Facebook appears to have solved the bug that led to the word 'Palestinian' being banned from page titles. But that's not their only problem: Now people with the surname "Arab" are being prevented from opening accounts.

Bristol Palin did it first, and now Sopranos star Michael Imperioli has graced ABC Family's hit show about teenagers getting knocked up. Don't believe such trash exists? Watch a pregnant girl throw herself at her new lady-doctor in this clip.

Louis CK wants to date women, and he's not afraid to tell you why. Girls, next time you need a ride home from the club, you know who to call.