Hmm, how should a nation square its mainstream prejudice against Muslims with that damn "freedom of religion" right in the Constitution? Tennessee Lieutenant Gov. Ron Ramsey, currently running for governor, suggests that maybe they're not a "religion" anyway! Perfect.

Today, James Franco's character was chased up a flight of stairs—waving a gun and laughing—and fell off a balcony to his bloody death while a drag queen spoke the lyrics to Gary Jules' "Mad World." This isn't edited.

Okay, so Heather's first time stripping isn't exactly the particular "first time" the title alluded to but in all fairness the same body parts are being used for the most part. There's a joke in there somewhere.

Hollywood burglar Alexis Neiers shared a jail cell block with Lindsay Lohan, which is either great luck for limelight-addicted Alexis (more interviews) or terrible luck (all anyone wants to talk about is Lindsay). Here's what she has to say.

Gynecologist Dr. Michael Bummer (actual name) puts host Drew Carey in stitches after making a bid for sixty-nine dollars. To the delight of Drew and the audience, the good doctor's bid was the closest without going over.

Below is a video of just your average Burn 24-7 holy Jesus worship fest in Fort Mill, SC, with kids dancing and singing out their almost unbearable repressed sexual urges. And then, at the end... is that Will Ferrell?

We've asked whether hacker website 4chan is a cyberbully. We've asked what they have against 11-year-old girls. But has anyone thought to ask about 4chan's political persuasion? Because Oregon's Tea Party just stole their slogan.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos drops by Entourage to play some ping pong, Kim Kardashian tells her sister Kourtney she's "like a single mom," Mad Men is back, and The Soup tears apart last week's news coverage about Lindsay Lohan.

Congratulations to skellywelly for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today on The View, Plus-sized model Crystal Renn discussed the controversy surrounding a recent charity photo shoot in which she was extremely photo-shopped to look very thin. In this clip, Renn addresses the misconceptions surrounding the plus-size modeling industry.

While setting up a segment about Georgia's recent relaxation of their pedophilia laws, Gretchen introduced two gentlemen on opposite sides of the law. Which one was on which side is what will surprise you.

Chelsea Baker, 13, may be a girl but she plays like the boys. Having gone undefeated in her last four seasons, with a killer knuckle ball, she may be the most accomplished pitcher for her age, regardless of gender.

According to a new Deloitte "Ethics & Workplace Survey", 1/3 of working Americans say they're totally going to look for a new job once this recession is over. Because they don't trust their current employers anymore. More work for you!

The Way We Live Now: taxing and spending, or perhaps doing the opposite. We're almost certain that some combination of tax increases or cuts and concomitant spending increases or cuts will help our paralyzed economy. We're not stupid.

Here's the second part of our recap of the best live interviews from the live coverage from San Diego Comic-Con, featuring news on the upcoming movies Thor, Sucker Punch, Resident Evil: Afterlife, and more. [Part one.]

Jeffrey Lord of the conservative American Spectator has some "breaking news": Shirley Sherrod's story about her relative's "lynching" is false, and she is a liar. There, it's settled. Except that Jeffrey Lord doesn't know what "lynching" means.

BP CEO Tony Hayward is being reassigned to Russia. One step closer to the Gulag.

"Endorsed" by celebs and used as excrement for the infamous "2 Girls 1 Cup" video, "Beef N Go" may just be the answer to world hunger. Not really on all accounts but it is a hilarious and rather strange idea.

Steve Horowitz put his love of cannabis to good use by opening up a medical marijuana-based restaurant. The government sanctioned joint serves up dishes with namesakes such as "Laganja" and "ganja ghanoush." Let the munchie jokes begin.

[As her much-anticipated wedding day approaches, Chelsea Clinton runs errands in New York. Image via INF.]