Here's a lost VHS that Jazzercise founder Judi Sheppard Missett probably wishes never made it to YouTube. The three ladies trim their waistlines while they sing "Move your Boogie Body" by the Bar-Kays completely a cappella. That's some interesting cardio!

The third episode of Confessions: Animal Hoarding continued profiling people who hoard animals, and the effects it has on not only their life, but those around them. This episode featured Robin and Lolette.

Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure is the most famous breast cancer charity in the world. They've helped so many people. Everyone except other charities. Susan Komen will cut a bitch for wearing the wrong colors.

UFC fighter Forrest Griffin stopped by Fox & Friends to discuss his new apocalypse survival guide. When guest host Clayton Morris asked Griffin for some self-defense tips, he almost took an involuntary nap.

They're doing something that involves Russians and Americans and it all sounds very dangerous. Also today: new roles for Kurt Russell, the dumb brother from O Brother Where Art Thou, and Morgan Freeman. Plus, the end of an Entertainment era.

The prolific British-American writer Christopher Hitchens was recently diagnosed with esophageal cancer, which is a very bad cancer. In a new Vanity Fair essay, Hitchens writes about his disease, including his miserable day leading up to a Daily Show taping.

What if George Lucas had gone in a different direction for the voice of Dark Vader? Perhaps you're thinking "Arnold Schwarzenegger would have been amazing! Why didn't that happen?" Here's a taste of what could have been. If only.

Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that Proposition 8 — the voter initiative that amended the California Constitution to define marriage as heterosexual — is unconstitutional. The usual pro-Prop 8, anti-gay marriage suspects began hollering almost immediately.

The summer's been fun, but you might as well just sleep through the rest of it. The climactic event has occurred. That's right: the paper of record has decided which sport is most popular in The Hamptons this season.

Betty White's character, Elka, still knows how to have a good time, even in the saddest of places. According to Hot in Cleveland, the latest trend in the elderly social scene is to pick up guys at funerals.

The makers of Pretzel Chips have apologized and replaced their ads at NYC bus shelters that read, "You can never be too thin." Apparently some people think thinness shouldn't be encouraged. We agree. Pass the chips. [NYCtheBlog]

Last night, David Letterman welcomed Rachel Maddow to the Late Show and—while discussing Shirley Sherrod/Andrew Breitbart—got uncharacteristically political, asking, "How much time was wasted by this asshole fucking around?" Shots were fired at Fox News, too. Video inside.

Winston is an Exotic Shorthair, pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, and the world's weirdest/coolest cat. After Juzwiak watched several YouTube videos that featured cats going crazy for watermelon, he decided to see if Winston would fall in line. Video inside.

In your scraggly Thursday media column: CNN is proud of odd things, the Glenn Beck boycott is a failure, a lawsuit against Interview magazine, and Moe Tkacik takes DC.

Mika Brzezinski inserted her foot in her mouth referring to the celebrations for the overturn of Prop 8 this morning. Unable to just drop it as a stupid joke at best, Joe upped the offensiveness with his own take.

What's the controversial new government spending measure today? According to Sens. John McCain and Tom Coburn, it's that the Obama administration is using tax dollars to give monkeys cocaine. Wacky! But perhaps this is a skewed take, one needing context?

After sitting through Michaele Salahi going on about her spat with Whoopi Goldberg, the rest of the Real Housewives of D.C. cast put it all out there—they're sick and tired of hearing about it. Awkward video inside!

The second video from DumbDumb, the Bateman/Arnet production company, is The Dancer. Jason Bateman stars as the new stripper at a club who harnesses the soul-redeeming power of Orbit gum to help his... fellow man.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save ignorance and the American way!

The world of movie bloggers is a tight-knit one, where a small group of powerful men compete to slobber over the cock of the latest fantasy-themed Hollywood blockbuster. But now, movie bloggers have turned against one of their own. Amusingly!