The New Jersey white supremacist couple that named one of their offspring Adolf Hitler will not regain custody of their children, an appeals court has ruled. The children were removed from the house because of a domestic abuse situation.

Yesterday those free lovin' Californians FINALLY overturned Prop 8. Big ups Cali! Our celebrity besties tweeted their emoticon smiles, and now we're just helping to spread the love.

The Way We Live Now: sucking up to the populace. But only out of necessity. We don't make it a habit to smile in the face of people without money unless they have something else we want. (Votes).

How Always Sunny incorporated Sweet D's pregnancy into season 6, Grover gets his own show, and an email exchange between Judd Apatow and his apparent "frenemy," what's next for Archer, and go vote in the battle of famous internet cats!

Fox News anchor Jenna Lee posed a very deep question to Rep. Chris Van Hollen today: "What is a Democrat?" she asked, pensively. Then, the follow-up: "And how is that different from a Republican?" Has she considered using Wikipedia?

These days, politicians have made it when people on the internet take their public words and arrange them into club-banging super jams. Here, the words of Tennessee gubernatorial hopeful Basil Marceaux (.com) are turned into beautiful music.

A California judge ruled yesterday that preventing gays from getting married is unconstitutional. But nothing in Cali matters until a celebrity does it! Here are the brides-and-brides and grooms-and-grooms we'd like to see exercising their new right to wed.

TONIGHT: Big Brother 12 is all new—and live!—as the fourth houseguest of the season is evicted. Also, new episodes of SYTYCD, Jersey Shore and Futurama, the season finale of Bethenny Getting Married?, a Shark Week special, and more!

A Staten Island man was arrested this week for hurling a bag of feces (his own, presumably) at the door of his neighbor, with whom he didn't get along. So unoriginal! Neighborly revenge deserves better.

Hoboken's ex-mayor will be shipped to prison for corruption. But leaving Hoboken is no punishment!

After some snoozy confirmation hearings in which she didn't say anything, Elena Kagan has earned herself a seat on the nation's highest court, the Supreme Court! The final Senate vote was 63-37. Congratulations to Elena Kagan!

[Sienna Miller shows Jude Law that Mr. Ripley isn't the only talented one while they luxuriate on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

So Michelle Obama took a fancy trip to Spain with her daughter and friends. Is she history's greatest monster for this extravagance? Irate Daily News columnist Andrea Tantaros sure thinks so! Why can't Michelle Obama travel like an "average" person?

Today at Gawker.TV, David Letterman takes a jabs at Brett Favre and Jay Leno, Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon reminisce about their SNL days together, everyone hates Michaele Salahi, and Sofia Vergara won't run down Sunset Boulevard in the buff.

Congratulations to ineedsmass for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Remember the episode of Saved By the Bell when the gang went to Hawaii? Now imagine that climatic luau, but picture it on the moon. Thanks to artist Ryan V. Brennan and smartwater, that's what Gawker HQ's rooftop looked like on Tuesday night for the Gawker Artists Purora party. Recap, gallery, and video below.

Giuliani's daughter was caught stealing. Now Tommy Hilfiger's son been busted for selling weed. Trend?

You're all familiar with the song, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," right? Well, life has decided to imitate art: watch as this poor Finnish woman falls victim to a randy Rudolph (or Connor, of Vixen, or whomever).

According to Vulture, the fading-to-a-near-invisible-point onetime box office draw will be paid SAG minimum wages to act in Mission Impossible 4: The Fourth Time Around It's Probably Pretty Possible. That's basically the death of clout right there.

The Prop. 8 reversal inspired Lady Gaga to write a new damn song. Finally!