Oh, CNN, you amuse us: three days after a hilarious typo appeared on screen (see it here), Wolf Blitzer entered The Situation Room today with "New Developments" suggesting that—shocker!—President Obama is not, in fact, a Muslim. Screengrab inside.

[The cast of The Expendables rings the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange, prompting Terry Crews to rip off his shirt and roar. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, and Dolph Lundgren keep their suits on. Image via WENN.]

This highly-edited version of Free Willy's trailer makes the film that features the beloved Keiko and Jesse James Richter look like a young child's nightmare. You know, they don't call them killer whales for nothing...

Shepard Smith had 10 minutes to shine today as a low-speed car chase rocked the streets of Houston. Did Shep let the fact that the chase wasn't a high speed one get him down? Of course not! Video highlights inside.

New sociological research shows that "campus conservatives" get along fine if they just stop whining.

A poster for the second season of Eastbound and Down has surfaced. Judging from it—as well as the rumors online—it appears Kenny Powers is gracing the Mexican baseball league with his presence this season. [Image via The Daily What] More TV news inside!

Well, more porn. And they need Mark Wahlberg's help. Also today: Glee gets totally rejected for once, Idris Elba has a scary new part, USA loves to renew its shows, and an important film is a success.

After getting through this Brazilian band's "cover' (and calling it a cover is being nice) of Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine" you may need a shot. Or five. The pain and agony (and sheer glory) inside.

The Obamas are on Martha's Vineyard for their ten-day vacation, presumably their last this summer.

Remember that brain fungus that forces "zombie ants" to leave their colonies and march around feeding a fungal organism in their brains until one day it pops out and kills them? What if the terrorists get their hands on it?

Courtney Love celebrated her estranged daughter's eighteenth birthday a day late on Twitter: "youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build." She's a "sell out," and Courtney knows how to "ruiinher." Happy birthday! [Buzzfeed, @CourtneyLoveUK]

The Way We Live Now: Drucken things up. Once you're already rich, why spend your life running a hedge fund, or something equally boring? Get out and live. Run a scam! Buy a decrepit town! Rule the world, for fun!

TONIGHT: Big Brother 12 is all new—and live!—as the sixth houseguest of the season is evicted. Also, new episodes of Jersey Shore The Real Housewives of DC, Futurama, Jennifer Aniston on The Daily Show, and much more!

A new poll today showed that slightly more Americans think Barack Obama is a Muslim. It's no big deal. Still, a White House spokesman has responded, "The president is obviously a Christian. He prays everyday." What a nerd. [Pic: Gawker.TV]

Labor Day is rapidly approaching, and with it the end to the warmer weather and the lazy pace of the summer season. But before that happens, you better cross these activities off your list. Time's running out!

Yesterday's Man Vs. Wild took Bear Grylls to northern Australia. Walking by a stream, Bear spots a water snake that will feed him and add the perfect touch to his ensemble. So he breaks the snake's neck using his teeth.

Here's the cover of Me, Ricky Martin's upcoming memoir. In it he talks about Menudo, his solo career, "relationship with his fans," and probably that whole coming out thing. Can we make it cool to love Ricky Martin again?

Fiery (but cowardly?) New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has put up an old, very '70s-looking yearbook photo for his Twitter image. It looks like a painting, and is his head... backwards? Click for full size. [via]

Today at Gawker.TV, Justin Bieber sped up 800% sounds terrifying, footage of a 13-year-old Scarlett Johansson, the new Sun Chips bag is louder than the NYC subway, and Jennifer Aniston addresses why she responded to Bill O'Reilly's remarks about her.

Congratulations to RonWarner for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.