BREAKING: CNN Learns That Barack Obama Is Not a Muslim
Oh, CNN, you amuse us: three days after a hilarious typo appeared on screen (see it here), Wolf Blitzer entered The Situation Room today with "New Developments" suggesting that—shocker!—President Obama is not, in fact, a Muslim. Screengrab inside.

In related news, the Pope shits in the woods and bears are Catholics (though 24% of the country may disagree).
(Screengrab produced by Gawker.TV after seeing a similar one on Alex Pareene's Tumblr.)
Update: And two hours later...
