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[The preparations for Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally at the Lincoln Memorial this weekend brought a young man to tears today in Washington. We're right there with you, kiddo. Image via Getty]

According to today's New York Times, an increasingly important factor in real estate dealmaking is feng shui, the ancient Chinese rules governing energy flow and really picky interior design.

Vogue editor Anna Wintour has a long-standing relationship with tennis star Roger Federer. Now he's admitted that he turns to her fashion advice. One recent comment on a pink outfit: "Oh, you sure about that Roger?" Point, set, and match.

Internet empress Arianna Huffington is in Amalfi, Italy, apparently, mixing it up with Newt and Callista Gingrich, mega-entertainment lawyer Allen Grubman and his wife Deborah, and Barbara Walters. Proof fancy yacht vacations really are out of fashion for the super-rich?

Over in Ireland, a dog and a dolphin play together as if they were siblings. Why? As it turns out, the dolphin is grieving because its mate passed away and became friends with the dog because it was lonely. Aww!

Khuram Sher was one of three men arrested in Ottawa today under suspicion he planned to carry out attacks as a member of a terrorism group. He also sang Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" on Canadian Idol two years ago. Video below.

50 Cent, who lost 60 lbs. to play a cancer patient in Things Fall Apart, doesn't like taking out the garbage. How do we know? Because he freaked out on Twitter after being asked by his grandmother to do so.

50 Cent Is a Bad Grandson [Gawker.TV]

Today we gave you some helpful tips on how to treat your assistant like a slave. Naturally this prompted lots of terrible assistant stories, including one that was extra insane. So insane that our allegiances shifted midway through the story.

She's ba-ack! After 13 days of incarceration and 22 more in rehab, Lindsay Lohan has returned to Twitter: "Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn't be allowed to take pictures or video while someone's driving or at a stop light. 4every1's sake #trafficpolice"

Well, this isn't something you see every day. Watch as a man runs in front of a hay baler, strips down completely, enters the back of it and emerges a literal bale of hay. Where do these people come from?

Ladies: need to ask your boss for a raise, but unsure how? This Summer's Eve ad has a step-by-step plan for you. Step One: "showering with Summer's Eve feminine wash."

The story: This morning the HuffPo speculates that lover, crooner, fighter John Mayer might be getting back with Jennifer Aniston, based on things said at a concert. Mayer then responds, says everything's out of context, and invents exciting new phrases.

Rex Ryan may have captured America's hearts but David Letterman reminds us that the occasional pants remover Mike Singletary will lead the 49ers to an NFC West best 7-9 record.

These people got to use JetBlue's giant inflatable slide today. Unfortunately, it hurt them.

Former Russian spy Anna Chapman posed for a Russian laddie mag, displaying her globular breasts and startlingly spherical rear end in photos and on video. Then she posted the pictures on Facebook. And now she's getting sued for it.

Report finds NY governor David Paterson misled ethics investigators about receiving free World Series tickets.

Bristol Palin will Dance With the Stars, what Conan O'Brien can—and can't—say if he wins an Emmy, the cast of Community will sell cars during the Emmys, and Billy the blue Power Ranger is gay!

If you're not watching Scrappers then, my friends, you're missing out. In some bonus footage here, the missing link known as Darren sings a hypnotizing rendition of everyone's favorite Bad Company song. Sit back and enjoy the soul serenade.