Here's something you don't see ever day (or ever): competitive rabbit hopping. Seriously. Here's a video from the 2010 Danish Rabbit Hopping Championships, which determines... well, which rabbit hops the best? Who knows. Anyway, the amusing video is inside.

TONIGHT: Big Brother 12 is all new—and live!—as the sixth houseguest of the season is evicted. Also, new episodes of Jersey Shore The Real Housewives of DC, Futurama, Mayor Michael Bloomberg on The Daily Show, and much more!

Gene Simmons visited Fox & Friends to talk about new music and his support of the troops. The gang didn't get to the troops but they did get to discuss Bill O'Reilly's favorite pop icon, Lady Gaga.

Online game titan Zynga just saw its advertising firm hit with cleaning bills and fines for gluing fake money to sidewalks in San Francisco to promote the Zynga game "Mafia Wars." Now, they're doing the same thing in NYC. Scofflaws!

The headline here pretty much says it all. You've been warned. You're about to watch a video of an epic—in both the coolest and scariest sense of the word—owl set to some epic music. Epic? Epic. Video inside.

This week, Star magazine investigates the perilous lives of celebrity assistants. But what's the point of having power if you can't abuse it? A guide to which underling abuses are reasonable, and which will just get you sent to jail.

Congratulations to GitEmSteveDaveInMySnuggie for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Never invite Glenn Beck to a party, Stephen Colbert goes off on John McCain's flip-flopping ways, David Archuleta pops up on Tosh.0, and Drew Barrymore reveals the pet names she and Justin Long have for each other.

Here's a video for The William, an electric, touchscreen stovetop concept with 1,500 honeycombs that are individually activated when they come in contact with a pot or pan—and which can be controlled/customized meticulously. This. Is. Awesome.

Rep. Michele Bachmann, founder of the House Tea Party Caucus, is now starting a political action committee, Michele PAC. The only problem: staffers responsible for registering it, who don't know how to spell her name.

Since he was going on the G4 network, Children's Hospital's Rob Huebel thought he'd bring in his porn ravaged Xbox sporting the infamous "red ring". This clip is pretty gratuitous if you can't handle electronics abuse.

The Way We Live Now: in perfect balance. For every positive economic development, there is a negative one. Foreclosures down? Loan delinquencies up. Higher pay? Higher risk. Good job? Bad job. Smile? Hit a banker with an acid bomb.

On the Report, Colbert revealed his plans to start his namesake for-profit university. At the Stephen Colbert "University" all you need to earn a "Grave-Robber" or "Googler" degree is an Internet connection and a letter of recommendation from Benjamin Franklin.

He needs someone with experience to give him what he needs. Also today: it looks like we're really going to see Jim Carrey go gay, a new reunion movie is in the works, and an SNL departure.

Like with many scandals before it, Taiwanese animation company NMA brings you a comprehensive take on all of the controversy surrounding the "Ground Zero Mosque" debate. Inside, the the appropriately cartoonish interpretation.

No, you aren't day-dreaming about an elaborate mix of Who's the Boss and Dangerous Minds. A&E's latest reality offering is Teach: Tony Danza, in which the actor spends a year teaching high school students in Philadelphia.

Post-prison Lindsay Lohan is more popular than ever, apparently, and she's now cashing in. LiLo is reportedly entertaining all offers, including paid interviews, a New York radio show, and merely carrying products in paparazzi pictures. Sure crime doesn't pay?

Politico asks: "Will President Obama Do Oprah?" Ha. Yeah. Amirite?

Tosh.0 featured girls from a fan reaction video to David Archuleta's American Idol loss years ago. They were promised they'd meet the teen idol, but ended up being served his head in a box—just like in Seven.

Last night's Hard Knocks featured the perennially injured short guy Danny Woodhead. The former NCAA leading rusher isn't normally considered on par with Rudy, but it was Division II, which is basically tantamount to cheating. Enjoy the Jets' praise inside.