Ladies: need to ask your boss for a raise, but unsure how? This Summer's Eve ad has a step-by-step plan for you. Step One: "showering with Summer's Eve feminine wash."

And then Step Two, "Just as important: be sure to eat a healthy breakfast." Food is just as important as your vagina, when it comes to getting a raise! Don't thank Summer's Eve—career consulting is what they do best, after cleaning vaginas.

[*Real* ad in Woman's Day via Daily Kos]