One To Grow On were public service announcements that aired directly after cartoons during NBC's Saturday morning lineup. From 1983-87, many famous faces graced the airwaves with tales of morality. Here's Jason Bateman's plea to stop "blasting in public."

Mediaite's chief bachelor Dan Abrams is writing a book about how women are superior to men. We know that trick, Dan.

Lindsay Lohan is red once again. Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars performance may suck. Britney Spears is not an abuser, says her former bodyguard! Lady Gaga: cheater. Saturday Gossip Roundup is a chunky heel in your back.

Before dawn yesterday, 85 inmates using ladders scaled the walls of a prison in Reynosa, Mexico along the border with Texas, allegedly with the help of guards. Most of the escapees are thought to be cartel gunmen. [Houston Chronicle]

Sure, you saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit, it was a great flick, but did you know (or remember) that Roger, his voluptuous wife Jessica, and his pal Baby Herman were in three shorts that ran before a handful of movies?

The Atlantic's Jeffrey Goldberg has posted a series of funny interviews with Fidel Castro, and in one he swears Castro told him, "The Cuban model doesn't even work for us anymore." Castro says he meant "exactly the opposite." Hmm.

The Jack Handey-inspired comic recalls his sexual harassment case, high school tests, and his greatest triumph as a teacher. Delivered deadpan, with zero humility.

[Lights demarcating where the twin towers of the World Trade Center used to stand glow through the New York skyline in preparation for the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11th attacks tomorrow. Image via Getty]

This week we went from summer into fall. Fall brings new movies, new TV, new everything. Until everything turns cold and dies. Before that happens, let's look back at this week.

"Baby Lady Gaga Bunting Costume" including "1 Red baby vail [sic]": $39.99. The hell-baby nightmares you will inflict in everyone who sees your child: Priceless. Another picture after the jump.

Contrived bullshit outrage over the fake Muslim takeover of America threatens to overshadow any sincere attempt at marking this year's anniversary of 9/11. We are inclined to agree with one commenter as to the crappiness of this particular 9/11.

NYU spent four years and $120 million to tear up Mercer Street and install its new, eco-friendly subterranean power plant. Too bad it's currently on fire.

Africa's last absolute monarch, King Mswati III of Swaziland, is threatening pro-democracy protesters with sipakatane, an elaborate method for beating feet that often renders the victim unable to walk. More about this terrible torture method—and King Mswati—below.

Barack Obama didn't fuck up or produce a controversial "YouTube moment" during his press conference today, so here's what Politico has settled for instead: he wasn't wearing his wedding ring. Why does Barack Obama obviously hate his wife? [Image: AP]

Guli is one of the many new lines of clothing debuting at New York Fashion Week. However, it's probably the only one designed by a woman whose father is accused of being one of the world's worst dictators.

This morning, Fox News jacked up its anti-"Ground Zero Mosque" propaganda by broadcasting a "map" that identified remains of 9/11 victims and their proximity to the proposed building site—all with a decidedly biased, fear-mongering tone. Video inside.

Seven months ago, then-Gen. Stanley McChrystal closed the fast food outlets at large U.S. military bases in Afghanistan due to 'space issues' and because they were contributing to an 'amusement park' atmosphere. They're coming back!

Lindsay Lohan might open up on Oprah Winfrey's couch, Jersey Shore Halloween costumes, Jim Parsons is engaged, Roger Ebert's new TV show, quotes from Keanu Reeves and Mike Tyson, TV's most-used words, inside Sue Sylvester's closet—and more!

The Pentagon is so worried about revelations in a new memoir about the War on Terror that it's considering buying 10,000 copies — the entire first printing — and destroying them. Sounds like a good book, no?

TONIGHT: The Stand Up to Cancer telethon will be airing on, well, basically every major network. Also, we've got new episodes of Suite Life on Deck, Wizards of Waverly Place, Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, Flashpoint, and more!